(no subject)

[serving_love]

I think I'm just about done with this island.

Although it's kind of fucking hilarious we'll be here for tomorrow. Least we don't gotta worry about decorating.

...On a completely random note, I can't seem to find Shitty Bug. Er. Help?

Comments

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Eight months!! Eight months, shithead! Go to hell!!

How does not remembering matter!? And you already think I'm rude, anyway, one more thing won't hurt!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

A very long and a very CRUCIAL eight months that puts my maturity level years ahead of yours~

It'll hurt. It could very well hurt my feelings, and you don't want that, right?

ooc:...ah, Zoro. Yes, this proves your maturity. u_u

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Mature, my ass! Enjoy senility and decreased virility, old man!

Like you even have feelings, bastard!

ooc: *is six at best, so no worries*

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ha, ain't nothing decreasing over here yet, but nice try! You know, maybe I was wrong. You're sort of mature. Hell, you might even hit puberty one of these days and discover you have an actual sex drive.

I got plenty of feelings. But fine, if you insist, no hat. I'll make you a jacket instead.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I have a sex drive, I just don't bother listening to it most of the time! So trying to needle me about it is useless.

...A marimo jacket, I take it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Or all of the time. You make no sense.

Duh. Marimo for the marimo. But since I take it you're gonna reject that, too - what do you want for dinner?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, back at you, cook. Sex is not something people need. And it usually causes more trouble than it's worth.

...Can you do something with white rice and Sea King meat?...And ale.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, au contraire, sex is definitely a very primal need in its most basic form, it’s all the other emotions that come along with it that are unnecessary. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m not a no-strings-attached kind of guy, but sometimes it...complicates things. And thus the trouble is caused.

Of course I can do something - is that really all you want? Seriously, kitchen’s totally open and the menu’s blank for once, hit me with something else.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

You can separate out sex and the "unnecessary, complicated" bits? Huh. I can't do half-hearted stuff like that. S'why I don't bother. The energy can go elsewhere.

...But those are my favorite. You can fancy it up however you like, or whatever, I don't care, I know it'll be good.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I can, I just don't usually. I happen to not mind the unnecessary, complicated bits most of the time.

...Heh, I know they're your favorite, I was just wondering if you wanted anything else with it. But alright, I'll work with that. Gotta come up with a dessert that ain't too sweet, too.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Really. Yet you still don't have a girlfriend.

...Thanks.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Well. It's hard when you're at sea most of the time!

No problem, birthday boy.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Riiight. And Robin's off-limits, George's taken, I guess, and Nami and the new chick are witches. Yup, your options are limited.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yes to the first two, but Nami-san and Michiko-chan are NOT witches! Nami-san is just...extremely independent and...not looking for a boyfriend right now!

Michiko-chan, however, is looking very promising.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

HAH. Good luck with that. I'll be over here, laughing my ass off.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's entirely possible. I think she really likes me!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because she's known you for all of two days. And you're the cook; it's common sense for newbies to suck up to the cook.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...That has nothing to do with it!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Oh really? What was the first thing she said to you, ehhh, "Ohhhh the cook? Great, I'm starving!"...or something?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

No, it was nothing like--

...

Okay, it was exactly like that.

But that's only because I TOLD her I was the cook, she still would've talked to me if I hadn't!!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I'm sure.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Well, whatever. You know what they say - the way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

Except, you know. In this case it's a woman.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Mm. You gotta point, I guess.

But I think this she's another one of those that would chew you up and spit you out, so...heh.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You haven’t known her any longer than I have, where’d you even get that sort of impression from? She’s nice.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

What have you been talking to her about? I've been talking to her about how she spent 11 years in high security prison and then broke the fuck out, she fights, and she's good at evading police, not to mention she's wasted no time chewing me out and threatening me into learning a dance. She's obviously got balls, even if she is a witch.

So yeah...chew you up and spit you out.