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I think I'm just about done with this island.

Although it's kind of fucking hilarious we'll be here for tomorrow. Least we don't gotta worry about decorating.

...On a completely random note, I can't seem to find Shitty Bug. Er. Help?

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Yeah.

The kinds you don't have to bother with.

Cats are pretty self-sufficient, you know.

I know.

I have one.

... kinda

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Oh you do, do you. So you speak from experience when you say they're a pain in the ass.

Yeah.

Women too.

Oi, women are NOT a pain in the ass, man.

Yes they are! They don't ever shut the hell up, and they make everything ten thousand times more difficult.

But they're gorgeous and beautiful and have amazing bodies and smell nice and -- what's not to like???

Yeah sure they can look nice, but that doesn't make the stress they impose any easier to handle! You have to get through all of their shit before you can even admire a single fucking INCH.

Well yes...but! Being able to admire all those inches makes everything else extremely worth it~

I'm not some pervert!! I don't think getting beaten around makes any of that worthwhile!

It's not perverted, pretty things are supposed to be admired and appreciated!

Yeah, but if I get hurt in the process, whether physically or mentally, then NONE of it is worth it!

Oh suck it up, you gotta be doing something wrong if you're getting hurt that much.

I'm not getting hurt that much! I'd just rather not risk it... especially after being surrounded by them in the infirmary.

The infirmary? They hurt you that bad? ...You don't mean NURSES, right? Because nurses are hot.

No. I came in injured and then they wouldn't leave me the hell alone.

We have three inexperienced and ANNOYING nurses.

...You have three nurses on your SHIP? Damn. All I've got is a blue-nosed reindeer. You should consider yourself lucky!

Yeah. Botan is helpful... Haruko is annoying as all hell... and there's nothing good about Haru.

... A blue-nosed reindeer?

Right.

...Yes, well, Haru isn't a girl. Unless this is a Haru I've not yet met. Actually, I don't know if I've met those other two either. You should introduce me!

Yeah, Chopper! You haven't seen him around here? I think he dropped his laptop or something, he hasn't been on lately.

haruishere Miura Haru. She's young, kind of stupid, talks in third person sometimes.

How does he even carry it... Reindeer don't have hands...

...Hello. Ha, yeah, definitely not the Haru I was thinking of. She's cute! How young?

Ah, well, he ate a Devil Fruit that gave him human characteristics. So if he transforms then he DOES have hands! That's how he can talk, too. But he does a lot of his work in his normal state, so I dunno. He's just really fucking skilled.

I don't know.. like.. 13 or 14.

Does he still look like a reindeer when he transforms, or does it only go in between the two states?

I've never met a talking reindeer. Let alone one with medical knowledge.

Oh. Eesh, nevermind then. That ain't too young for you, though, is it?

He...still KIND of looks like a reindeer. A really huge giant reindeer with no antlers who can walk on two legs and has hands and feet...and a blue nose.

Heh, he's definitely a character. I'm sure you'll meet him eventually!

Tch! As if I'd try anything with a brat like her!!

That sounds creepy...

Under circumstances that don't require it, I hope.