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I think I'm just about done with this island.

Although it's kind of fucking hilarious we'll be here for tomorrow. Least we don't gotta worry about decorating.

...On a completely random note, I can't seem to find Shitty Bug. Er. Help?

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The infirmary? They hurt you that bad? ...You don't mean NURSES, right? Because nurses are hot.

No. I came in injured and then they wouldn't leave me the hell alone.

We have three inexperienced and ANNOYING nurses.

...You have three nurses on your SHIP? Damn. All I've got is a blue-nosed reindeer. You should consider yourself lucky!

Yeah. Botan is helpful... Haruko is annoying as all hell... and there's nothing good about Haru.

... A blue-nosed reindeer?

Right.

...Yes, well, Haru isn't a girl. Unless this is a Haru I've not yet met. Actually, I don't know if I've met those other two either. You should introduce me!

Yeah, Chopper! You haven't seen him around here? I think he dropped his laptop or something, he hasn't been on lately.

haruishere Miura Haru. She's young, kind of stupid, talks in third person sometimes.

How does he even carry it... Reindeer don't have hands...

...Hello. Ha, yeah, definitely not the Haru I was thinking of. She's cute! How young?

Ah, well, he ate a Devil Fruit that gave him human characteristics. So if he transforms then he DOES have hands! That's how he can talk, too. But he does a lot of his work in his normal state, so I dunno. He's just really fucking skilled.

I don't know.. like.. 13 or 14.

Does he still look like a reindeer when he transforms, or does it only go in between the two states?

I've never met a talking reindeer. Let alone one with medical knowledge.

Oh. Eesh, nevermind then. That ain't too young for you, though, is it?

He...still KIND of looks like a reindeer. A really huge giant reindeer with no antlers who can walk on two legs and has hands and feet...and a blue nose.

Heh, he's definitely a character. I'm sure you'll meet him eventually!

Tch! As if I'd try anything with a brat like her!!

That sounds creepy...

Under circumstances that don't require it, I hope.

Uh-huh. How old ARE you?

It's a bit of a shock at first, not gonna lie. But you get used to it really quickly!

Oh, well yeah. Of course if circumstances did require it, you'd be lucky to have a doctor like him around.

Seventeen.

Heh, I'll trade you three nurses for your doctor.

See? It's only like a three-year difference!

...Tempting, very tempting. But pass.

She's fucking annoying and obsessed with marrying my boss! I'm not interested!!

Damn.

The kid's only fourteen or whatever, she'll grow out of it! You just gotta give her something else to focus on. ...Who's your boss?

But if you wanna skip the trade and just give us the two non-fourteen-year-olds, I'd be all for that!

The Tenth Vongola, Sawada Tsunayoshi.

I don't think so.

...Yeah, don't know him.

Worth a shot!

He's the captain of the Vongola ship...

captain_dame

Better luck next time...

So when you say boss, is that the same thing as captain? Or do you actually work for him or something.

No. We're mafia! He's actually my boss.

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