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There is pigeon shit on one of my good coats.

Whose ass do I have to kick?

They're better off that way, honestly.

Don't even think about it.

Oh my god, I'm not going to cook your stupid birds. They wouldn't be enough for Luffy as a SNACK, much less an entire freaking meal.

...Fine then. Just as long as we're clear.

Pigeons aren't all that appetizing anyway.

That's fine, because I wouldn't want to try it, either.

What if I were to tell you that you've had it before?

......seriously?

You might've even had seconds.

Was this before or AFTER we got Sniper and Striker?

I can't seem to recall.

Well. I don't like it anymore.

I bet you would~

Let's not find out, okay? I'd feel guilty.

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serving-love.livejournal.com - 2009-07-01 05:19 (UTC) - Expand

...Oh, for the love of-- See above. Geez.

I do not appreciate threats on my bird's safety. Even joking ones.

It wasn't a threat, dumbass. Not like I said or even IMPLIED I was gonna do anything.

Well, considering your track record...

Of what. Killing pigeons?

Of, apparently, intensely disliking them.

I don't intensely dislike them, I intensely dislike them leaving feathers everywhere when I'm trying to cook, and I don't see what the goddamn problem is having them NOT eat at the table! People don't let DOGS eat at the table, they train them to stay away!

Hattori is much smarter than any dog. He has left a grand total of perhaps three feathers in the galley over all the time he has been on the ship. As I said, if you don't want him to eat at the table, he doesn't have to, and neither do I.

It's been more than three. It's been at least five! And what does it matter if he's smarter than a dog, he's still your pet!

Look, it doesn't have to be such an issue. We can eat somewhere else. I usually sleep during the time you serve dinner anyway.

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