serving_love | (no subject)

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There is pigeon shit on one of my good coats.

Whose ass do I have to kick?

Don't even think about it.

Oh my god, I'm not going to cook your stupid birds. They wouldn't be enough for Luffy as a SNACK, much less an entire freaking meal.

...Fine then. Just as long as we're clear.

Pigeons aren't all that appetizing anyway.

That's fine, because I wouldn't want to try it, either.

What if I were to tell you that you've had it before?

......seriously?

You might've even had seconds.

Was this before or AFTER we got Sniper and Striker?

I can't seem to recall.

Well. I don't like it anymore.

I bet you would~

Let's not find out, okay? I'd feel guilty.

Yeah, yeah, alright.

By the way, I've never actually made it for you before.

...I KNEW it.

First time for everything?