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[serving_love]

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There is pigeon shit on one of my good coats.

Whose ass do I have to kick?

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[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I do not appreciate threats on my bird's safety. Even joking ones.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a threat, dumbass. Not like I said or even IMPLIED I was gonna do anything.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, considering your track record...

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Of what. Killing pigeons?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Of, apparently, intensely disliking them.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I don't intensely dislike them, I intensely dislike them leaving feathers everywhere when I'm trying to cook, and I don't see what the goddamn problem is having them NOT eat at the table! People don't let DOGS eat at the table, they train them to stay away!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Hattori is much smarter than any dog. He has left a grand total of perhaps three feathers in the galley over all the time he has been on the ship. As I said, if you don't want him to eat at the table, he doesn't have to, and neither do I.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's been more than three. It's been at least five! And what does it matter if he's smarter than a dog, he's still your pet!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Look, it doesn't have to be such an issue. We can eat somewhere else. I usually sleep during the time you serve dinner anyway.