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...

So.

My head feels like the crap-geezer's been using it for kickboxing practice, my nakama seem to be missing, I don't recognize this ship, there's some blond kid calling me his brother who won't leave me alone, and that CP9 woman is here saying she's CAPTAIN or some shit.

What the HELL is going on??

......Fucking awesome kitchen, though.

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Ah... I'm sorry!!!! What should I call you instead??

My name, maybe?

I...have already gotten used to Aniki, though...

Look, I'm pretty sure we're in no way related, so I don't know how the hell you came up with that one.

But...~~Aniki~~ Sanji-san... we have a bond!

...Yeah, no, I only form bonds with women, thanks.

But I guess I can give you the benefit of the doubt, since it looks like I'm missing a fucking huge GAP of memories.

Not a bond like that! A sibling bond! We even had sibling talk!

Where is this sibling thing even COMING from?

Well, we are very much alike! Should I point it out??

...Please do, because I'm not seeing it. You're hardly the only other person in the world to have blond hair.

We are both dedicated to making girls smile! And we both find our families to be really important! And...

Are you french, by any chance?

I know french, but I'm not entirely sure what my background is. Can't remember my parents, just the old crap-chef that raised me.

...Dedicated to making girls smile, eh.

Another similarity I was not aware of - I also know french!

Ah, I did not know about that. I'm sorry to hear that.

Yes! It is on my profile!

Mm, it's fine - like I said, don't remember them, so it's no big deal. Hell, I don't even know their names.

Alright, fine, I give. Any guy who wants to see women happy is okay with me. Do you cook?

.............Really?

Ah, well. You said you would teach me how to!

Really.

...Did I? Fuck, I wish I could remember... Okay, if you don't cook, what do you do? To make women happy, I mean.

You...did say you knew french, am I correct?

I am a Host!

Give the boy a hand, he can read. Yeah, I did, what of it?

...Oh really?

I had not thought of this before but... perhaps we could actually BE brothers!!!!!!

Yes! And so are the rest of my family!

...Because we're both blond and know french?

Hell, I approve. Entertaining the ladies all day...what could be a better life than THAT.

Yes! Among other things! It is very likely!!

I also have to study, but yes! I live for the moments within the Host Club - they simply make me happier!

You know how many people there are in the world, right? Do you know how UNLIKELY it is that we're brothers? I mean, don't you think your parents would have mentioned that?

I know the feeling. I'm the same way with my nakama.

Well, I have not seen my mother for a while and I cannot ask her, and my father is not one to talk about these matters. Nonetheless, I still believe it to be possible!

Yes! You have mentioned them several times! And I have told you all about my family in the Host Club!

Why haven't you seen your mother?

Oh. Shit, sorry, fucking head. Probably asking you a ton of stuff I should already know... So are you dating any of the ladies from your Host Club??

It's...an odd situation. Perhaps my father knows!

That is quite alright, ~~Aniki~~ Sanji-san! I am more than delighted to help you regain your memory!

...Well, of course there are no ladies IN the Host Club.