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So.

My head feels like the crap-geezer's been using it for kickboxing practice, my nakama seem to be missing, I don't recognize this ship, there's some blond kid calling me his brother who won't leave me alone, and that CP9 woman is here saying she's CAPTAIN or some shit.

What the HELL is going on??

......Fucking awesome kitchen, though.

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.............Really?

Ah, well. You said you would teach me how to!

Really.

...Did I? Fuck, I wish I could remember... Okay, if you don't cook, what do you do? To make women happy, I mean.

You...did say you knew french, am I correct?

I am a Host!

Give the boy a hand, he can read. Yeah, I did, what of it?

...Oh really?

I had not thought of this before but... perhaps we could actually BE brothers!!!!!!

Yes! And so are the rest of my family!

...Because we're both blond and know french?

Hell, I approve. Entertaining the ladies all day...what could be a better life than THAT.

Yes! Among other things! It is very likely!!

I also have to study, but yes! I live for the moments within the Host Club - they simply make me happier!

You know how many people there are in the world, right? Do you know how UNLIKELY it is that we're brothers? I mean, don't you think your parents would have mentioned that?

I know the feeling. I'm the same way with my nakama.

Well, I have not seen my mother for a while and I cannot ask her, and my father is not one to talk about these matters. Nonetheless, I still believe it to be possible!

Yes! You have mentioned them several times! And I have told you all about my family in the Host Club!

Why haven't you seen your mother?

Oh. Shit, sorry, fucking head. Probably asking you a ton of stuff I should already know... So are you dating any of the ladies from your Host Club??

It's...an odd situation. Perhaps my father knows!

That is quite alright, ~~Aniki~~ Sanji-san! I am more than delighted to help you regain your memory!

...Well, of course there are no ladies IN the Host Club.

...Okay, look, if you're going to keep using Aniki and then crossing it out, you might as well just not use the strike at all.

Mm, well I'd appreciate it. How long have I known you?

I assumed as much, I meant the ladies you're caring for!

Can I call you Aniki, then?!!!

Around five months!

Oh, well, no, of course. A host must always maintain a kind yet unattainable relationship with his costumers - after all, how can I be the perfect prince if I am involved with another lovely lady?

Yes, yes.

Oh. So then you'd probably know if...what the idiot swordsman was saying is true or not?

Ha...so we ARE different, then. No matter. Do you really call yourself a prince?

ANIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you mean Zoro-san? Why, is he not the one who makes your heartbeat like the drums of an orchestra, the one who turns your skin red like a tomato and the one who fills you with happiness when you lay eyes upon him?

Well, that's my type! And those twins are the Little Devil type, Kyouya is the Cool type, Haruhi is the Natural type and so forth!

Minus the exclamation points.

.........No. What? NO. What the hell?? The only people that make me do that are Nami-san and Robin-chan!!

Figures. Mr. Prince is an alias of mine.

ANIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

But it is true, Aniki! We... ~~might even have proof of it~~.

...Oh, we are most definitely related! I must ask my father, right away!

...

Proof?

A tape from the Halloween party.

A...tape? A tape of WHAT? What Halloween party?!

Our Halloween party back in October, of course. And, well, where you and Zoro-san decided... that OUR kitchen could act as a bedroom.

......Ahahahahaaaholyfuck. You've got to be kidding me. There's no way I'd- I mean, I WOULDN'T--

Shit.

SHIT.

Do you still have this tape??

I did not want to be remembered of it, either!!

Conveniently, I have it with me! Is this now a wonderful coincidence??

Give it to me. NOW.

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