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Ah... Nami-san~ Darling. Beautiful angel. LOVE OF MY LIFE.

...........I'm not quite sure where we are.

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I don't. But what makes you think this guy is even on our course?

I don't know where he was. But he'll probably find us!

Well if he finds us then that's different. So long as you don't harm Sunny or get yourself killed or lost...I'm fine.

Cool! So... where are we?

In the middle of the ocean.

But how can I get him to our ship if I can't tell him where we are?

Well I can't give you latitude, longitude if that's what you mean. Not that we're going now that I found out WHO THE GUY IS!

Why not? Did he not let you have a pigeon either? I saw he was giving them to someone else, it was really unfair. ...Maybe Usopp could set off some fireworks to make us easier to find.

THAT'S ROB LUCCI, LUFFY! YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE FORGOTTEN!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT!!!!! HE'S THE GUY WHO HAS A TIE-WEARING PIGEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not.

Is there any chance he even remembers who I am?

Of course I remember who you are! You're that guy who got all pissy over some stupid pigeons. I bet they don't even wear ties like this really awesome pigeon I saw once. I bet they're just boring!

That was my "awesome pigeon", you malleable moron. The "stupid pigeons" in question are my pigeon's offspring. Do you remember me now?

That was your pigeon?

THAT REALLY AWESOME PIGEON WAS YOUR PIGEON??? AND YOU'RE GIVING AWAY TIE-WEARING BABY PIGEONS??????????????? AMAZING, NOW I HAVE TO HAVE ONE!!!!!!! PLEASE, I'LL TAKE REALLY GOOD CARE OF IT!!!

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You really don't know who I am, do you.

I'll even get it a mini hat and everything!

Rob Lucci? Does that ring any bells in the cavernous belfry that is your head?

Oh! I'm Monkey D. Luffy. I'm going to be pirate king one day! Don't you think your baby pigeons would be great on my crew?

...You fought me once. When you came to get your demon of Ohara from the Isle of Justice. Remember? I was the one who bit you.

I have a demon? Are you sure you've got the right person, pigeon-ossan?

That much we can agree on.

....he was talking about YOU?!

Yes.

Where are you? You're the navigator, correct? Your captain is thick as a brick wall and can't figure it out.

Yeah Nami, please tell him! He's got REALLY COOL PIGEONS!!!

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