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Ah... Nami-san~ Darling. Beautiful angel. LOVE OF MY LIFE.

...........I'm not quite sure where we are.

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[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That was my "awesome pigeon", you malleable moron. The "stupid pigeons" in question are my pigeon's offspring. Do you remember me now?

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

That was your pigeon?

THAT REALLY AWESOME PIGEON WAS YOUR PIGEON??? AND YOU'RE GIVING AWAY TIE-WEARING BABY PIGEONS??????????????? AMAZING, NOW I HAVE TO HAVE ONE!!!!!!! PLEASE, I'LL TAKE REALLY GOOD CARE OF IT!!!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...

You really don't know who I am, do you.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

I'll even get it a mini hat and everything!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Rob Lucci? Does that ring any bells in the cavernous belfry that is your head?

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

Oh! I'm Monkey D. Luffy. I'm going to be pirate king one day! Don't you think your baby pigeons would be great on my crew?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...You fought me once. When you came to get your demon of Ohara from the Isle of Justice. Remember? I was the one who bit you.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

I have a demon? Are you sure you've got the right person, pigeon-ossan?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am very sure. Nico Robin. Your archaeologist. She came with us to Enies Lobby and you came to get her back. We fought. I was a leopard.

I believe you called me "Pigeon Guy".

And I am hardly an "ossan", thank you.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

Oh! You're the guys that kidnapped Robin and made her cry. OH YEAH, THAT GUY DID TURN INTO A LEOPARD!!!

Why didn't you just say so? Man, you were strong! I can't believe you're still alive!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Yes. That would be me. And for your information, she came with us willingly. Even so, kidnapping and enforcing the law are hardly on equal ground.

...I did-- never mind. I am alive and if you would just tell me how to find you I would be more than happy to rectify your similar situation.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

Wait! I just remembered something really important!! DIDN'T YOUR PIGEON TALK??????

That means... that means the baby pigeons must also talk! THAT'S SO COOL!!!!!! I have to go find Nami to find Ace faster so we can find you so I can see your awesome pigeons again!!!!!!! Don't give them away until I get there, okay??

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

He doesn't talk, you rubber reprobate, he's a pigeon--

You know what? Yes. He talks. And the baby pigeons talk too. And you can have one if you tell me where you are.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

......REALLY??????? I can really have one?? I never realized you were such a nice guy!! A talking baby pigeon! Wearing a tie????? This is going to be so great! I'll go ask Nami right away!