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TODAY IS MY DARLING NAMI-SWAN'S BIRTHDAAAAAAY~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY LOVE!!!!

♥♥♥

It's going to be PERFECT. If anyone messes it up, they're getting kicked upside the head.

Chopper, I'm going to start barbecuing soon - you're still guarding the meat, right?

Luffy, DON'T TOUCH THE CAKES.

Stupid marimos should just stay out of the way.

Or help with the decorations.

NAMI-SAN, IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN GET FOR YOU??

Other idiots, wish her happy birthday!!

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Oi. What shit. I'm simply giving her my best wishes!

Do you really have to do it in the most obnoxious, loud, flamingly gay way you possibly can, though?

What- Flamingly gay?? WHAT THE HELL?! I was clearly expressing my love for a WOMAN, how is anything about that GAY??!?

It reeks of overcompensation. Reeks. We're talking stench-of-dead-bodies, here.

The...creepy wiggly dance thing isn't helping, either.

THAT IS A DANCE OF LOVE THAT I DO UNCONTROLLABLY WHENEVER I'M IN NAMI-SAN'S PRESENCE!!!!!

There's no overcompensation about it!!!

Okay, so...you're a hormonal wreck and you're in denial of your sexuality? I'd almost feel sorry for you if I weren't laughing so hard.

Where the fuck is this DENIAL shit coming from?!

I'm gonna kick your ass again, you damn wolf. Where are you?! Still back near Enies Lobby??!? WE CAN TURN AROUND.

Oh, so I'm not the only one who's pointed it out. That should tell you something, skippy.

Gyahahahahaha!

It tells me people are IDIOTS.

SHUT UP!!!

Now I see why they keep you around. You're fucking hilarious.

THAT'S NOT WHY THEY KEEP ME AROUND. SHITTY WEREWOLF.

Well, naturally they also need a cabin boy.

Oh my god.

DIE.

Oh I probably will. I can barely breathe.

You know, I never - never - thought I'd say this, but thanks. I was having a fucking terrible day and I feel so much better after seeing you act like a campy twit.

I hope you fall off your stupid ship and DROWN.

Not half likely, punk. I've got what's known as "common sense". Also a working center of gravity. Nothing you'd know about, being constructed of toothpicks and twine.

You're really going to tell me I don't have a working center of gravity? You've seen me fight, dipshit!

And yet, somehow...still really hard to believe. Looks can be deceiving. Yours give off the impression that a six-year-old girl could snap you in half over her knee.

Bet you'd let her, too.

Looks can be deceiving. But I guess you'd know that better than anyone. I can prove it to you again, too, if you keep this cocky shit up.

I could say "I'd like to see you try" but I'm pretty sure I already have and you haven't done anything yet.

WELL IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE ANYWHERE AROUND HERE. What do you want me to do, FLY to your ship so I can kick your ass?!

It's not like you're trying.

Yeah, because you're BEHIND us. And we're trying to move FORWARD. Pick up the fucking pace and catch up!

How do you know we're behind you, anyway? And we're not picking up any fucking pace. We're searching. Going fast doesn't help with that, shit-for-brains.

I just assumed. Don't know when you would've passed us - you had to have been held up a bit after that whole fight.

What the hell are you searching for?