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TODAY IS MY DARLING NAMI-SWAN'S BIRTHDAAAAAAY~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY LOVE!!!!

♥♥♥

It's going to be PERFECT. If anyone messes it up, they're getting kicked upside the head.

Chopper, I'm going to start barbecuing soon - you're still guarding the meat, right?

Luffy, DON'T TOUCH THE CAKES.

Stupid marimos should just stay out of the way.

Or help with the decorations.

NAMI-SAN, IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN GET FOR YOU??

Other idiots, wish her happy birthday!!

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It tells me people are IDIOTS.

SHUT UP!!!

Now I see why they keep you around. You're fucking hilarious.

THAT'S NOT WHY THEY KEEP ME AROUND. SHITTY WEREWOLF.

Well, naturally they also need a cabin boy.

Oh my god.

DIE.

Oh I probably will. I can barely breathe.

You know, I never - never - thought I'd say this, but thanks. I was having a fucking terrible day and I feel so much better after seeing you act like a campy twit.

I hope you fall off your stupid ship and DROWN.

Not half likely, punk. I've got what's known as "common sense". Also a working center of gravity. Nothing you'd know about, being constructed of toothpicks and twine.

You're really going to tell me I don't have a working center of gravity? You've seen me fight, dipshit!

And yet, somehow...still really hard to believe. Looks can be deceiving. Yours give off the impression that a six-year-old girl could snap you in half over her knee.

Bet you'd let her, too.

Looks can be deceiving. But I guess you'd know that better than anyone. I can prove it to you again, too, if you keep this cocky shit up.

I could say "I'd like to see you try" but I'm pretty sure I already have and you haven't done anything yet.

WELL IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE ANYWHERE AROUND HERE. What do you want me to do, FLY to your ship so I can kick your ass?!

It's not like you're trying.

Yeah, because you're BEHIND us. And we're trying to move FORWARD. Pick up the fucking pace and catch up!

How do you know we're behind you, anyway? And we're not picking up any fucking pace. We're searching. Going fast doesn't help with that, shit-for-brains.

I just assumed. Don't know when you would've passed us - you had to have been held up a bit after that whole fight.

What the hell are you searching for?

Well, look, I don't really know exactly where we are...I'd have to ask giraffe boy, seeing as how he's the one who knows shit about boats.

The rest of our team, dumbass. After you paraded through our compound we lost all of them. We don't even know if they're-- well, the point is, we can't find them.

Ohhh. Right. Well if you and the giraffe are miraculously alive, then the rest of you probably are.

...Except maybe whoever Chopper fought.

......And Lucci.

Kumadori, fucker. His name is Kumadori. And he's not dead.

If you say so~

SHUT UP. How'd you like it if I went around telling you your friends are probably dead!?

If you're trying to guilt trip me, it's not gonna work.

They're your nakama. Makes sense you're looking for them.

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