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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

Comments

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

REALLY?

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

YEAH!! I can try!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

What do I need to do?

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

Lie down on your back on the doctor's table and put a sheet over you!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Am I going to pretend to be a ghost?

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

NO!! You just lie there and do nothing!!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound fun.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

That's how you get massages! You relax!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

But I do that already when I sleep.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE TOO! IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Show me.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

Show you how to relax?? Okay!! I'll lie down and do nothing and you can observe!!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Do I have to take notes?

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

Yep! They can be MENTAL notes though!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

I don't know how to take those.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

Just notice stuff and remember it! That's mental notes!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Sounds difficult.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

It's not! You probably do it all the time already!!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

I do?

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Is massaging hard?

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

Not really! It's just rubbing someone's back the right way!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Okay! I can do that.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

You CAN?? COOL! I think Zoro can too! But he didn't really say!!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Is he giving you one right now?

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

No! I'm going to the crow's nest to sleep by him!