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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

Comments

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Sure it is.

...It's a figure of speech, Chopper.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

No it isn't!! I would know!!! I'M A DOCTOR!!

So...you don't have any shining armor at all??

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's on its way to BEING dead, then. He's probably only got two braincells left.

Nope. Maybe I should invest in some. The ladies might like that!

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

Nuh-uh!! HE HAS A LOT MORE THAN TWO!! If he only had that many it wouldn't work!!

I think it'd be cool!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well all the alcohol he drinks is probably quickly killing whatever he has left!

You should get some.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

...Alcohol is a MURDER of brain cells?!?

ME?!? No I think YOU should!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Mass murderer!

But it'd look good on you.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

Are you sure??

It...would? Really?? aksdaksl!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Zoro's proof enough, I keep telling you.

Yeah, it'd be awesome. Everyone would want you to be their bodyguard.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

I THINK YOU'RE WRONG! ZORO IS REALLY SMART!!

R-Really? Maybe...we could BOTH get some!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Evidently we know different Zoros then. Does yours have hideous green hair as well?

The rest of the crew would be jealous~