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I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

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It's a recurring trend.

Hey, I think I've seen you around, but I never caught your name. I'm Jyabura.

That's unfortunate, but expected.

Jyabura? Hi. I'm Erza.

Pretty much.

Hey. So are you into the whole piracy deal here, or what?

I suppose. I'm co-captaining a ship with Gray, but I'm not really sure what we're doing.

You?

Ah...who's Gray? Don't think I've met him either.

Well, my colleague and I are out looking for the rest of our team. We got separated.

pantsoverboard. He has a disrobing fetish.

What happened?

Ah...huh. That's an interesting one. Uh. I hope he doesn't scar any unsuspecting women or children that way.

It's...kind of a long story. We...had a really important mission, and fucked it up big time. As the pansy chef boy can attest to-- it's his fault. Him and his...people. But anyway, we kind of had to split in a hurry and we got separated, so now me and Kaku-- that's the guy I got stuck with-- are looking for the rest of them.

Too many to count.

Pansy chef boy - that's the one who's trying to pick up loose women?

Are you floating in the middle of the ocean or do you have your own ship now?

Oi.

Yup, that's him.

Oh, we've got our own ship. Well. A boat. It has a couple different rooms, anyway. But it's, y'know, small and in slight danger of falling apart.

What are you going to do in the meantime?

Well...it's kind of an active process, but other than that we're basically just sailing around, meeting people, finding places, that kind of thing...we're basically freelance sailors at this point, I guess.

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