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I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

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Because there are so many beautiful ladies here!!!!

But obviously meeting in person is better~

What woman in her right mind would meet up with you?

Any woman who's looking for her one true love~

YOU MIGHT BE MINE!!

A woman like that needs proper medical care.

No.

Hey. I'M IN THAT ICON!

It's not an accurate representation. Your mouth is much wider.

I know. I can open it so much wider than that. TEN TIMES EVEN!

Yes, yes. It's extremely impressive.

Bet you can't do that.

I wouldn't want to.

Why not? Scared I'll beat you?

At what, being a loudmouth?

Yea--

NO! At opening your mouth as wide as I can.

That'd be a stupid contest.

You're scared.

I'm not scared, I'm disinterested.

Fine. I'll just beat you at something else!

Like what?

I don't know. You pick this time.

Why? I'm not the one who wants to fight.

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