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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

Comments

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It was directed at the ladies around here.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

I must've missed that part.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Possibly I should have clarified more, there are way too many guys commenting to me.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

Nah, this way you seem really friendly and open to new people in your speed-dial.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but 1-800-GIN-CHAN is NOT going in my speed-dial.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

But it's toll free and the best way to reach me when Kagura isn't on it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

Great.