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...Some shitty drunk old man in one of the bars here was going off about an ocean where fish from all over the world swim together in the same waters. A cook's paradise. No one seemed to give a damn what he was talking about, or maybe they just didn't believe him... But.

Finally.

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Well. That depends on when I find it.

Thanks, George!

I guess that's true. If you find it before we find One Piece you wouldn't just...leave us. Right?

No problem.

Of course not. I'd like to have a restaurant of my own there, though. Eventually. But not before everyone else gets their shit settled.

A floating restaurant, like Baratie?

Yeah, exactly like that! The old crap-geezer might even want to bring that shitty ship over, but I think I'd rather open a new place.

Do you have a name in mind?

Not yet. I'll have to think of something really good. Obviously.

So you're not going to just name it "Shitty Restaurant"?

...Hah—I should. Except that might be the one time I'll allow that putting 'shitty' in the name might not be the greatest idea.

Not the best way to draw in customers.

Quite the opposite, in fact.

So what's the opposite of "shitty", then?

In this case? Amazing. But the "Amazing Restaurant" is a lame name.

Yeah, it kind of is. Well I guess you have plenty of time to think of a better name.

True. I'll find something fitting.

I think I like this island. It's kind of oppressively hot, though.

Oh my god, it's fucking ridiculous. I finally gave up and scrapped the suits, which means now I need to go buy five thousand pounds of shitty sunscreen.

I don't think I can really even get a sunburn anymore. Try SPF 70.

Lucky. Is that the strongest type?

I'm not sure, but it's the highest I've seen.

I’ll try to find that, then. I’d rather not walk around looking like a shitty tomato.

And look for sunBLOCK rather than sunscreen. Sunblock actually...blocks the sun. Rather than just lessening the effects. You're white enough that unless you really want to try to get a tan, you're better off shielding your skin as thoroughly as possible.

...Che, white enough. I’ve only lived on the sea my entire goddamn life, you’d think my skin wouldn’t be so freaking fussy.

Anyway, thanks. I'll keep that in mind. So you've been enjoying it here?

Some people are just...pasty white. And you are one of those people. I'm pretty white myself. But being dead has a few advantages.

I have! Lucci, Usopp, and I went swimming the other day.

......Oi, I’m not pasty!! Just. Paler than some of the other idiots on board and I burn easily. But not PASTY.

Oh yeah? On the crowded beaches or...? Zoro and I were gonna check out the rockier places on the other side of the island.