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...Some shitty drunk old man in one of the bars here was going off about an ocean where fish from all over the world swim together in the same waters. A cook's paradise. No one seemed to give a damn what he was talking about, or maybe they just didn't believe him... But.

Finally.

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Do you have a name in mind?

Not yet. I'll have to think of something really good. Obviously.

So you're not going to just name it "Shitty Restaurant"?

...Hah—I should. Except that might be the one time I'll allow that putting 'shitty' in the name might not be the greatest idea.

Not the best way to draw in customers.

Quite the opposite, in fact.

So what's the opposite of "shitty", then?

In this case? Amazing. But the "Amazing Restaurant" is a lame name.

Yeah, it kind of is. Well I guess you have plenty of time to think of a better name.

True. I'll find something fitting.

I think I like this island. It's kind of oppressively hot, though.

Oh my god, it's fucking ridiculous. I finally gave up and scrapped the suits, which means now I need to go buy five thousand pounds of shitty sunscreen.

I don't think I can really even get a sunburn anymore. Try SPF 70.

Lucky. Is that the strongest type?

I'm not sure, but it's the highest I've seen.

I’ll try to find that, then. I’d rather not walk around looking like a shitty tomato.

And look for sunBLOCK rather than sunscreen. Sunblock actually...blocks the sun. Rather than just lessening the effects. You're white enough that unless you really want to try to get a tan, you're better off shielding your skin as thoroughly as possible.

...Che, white enough. I’ve only lived on the sea my entire goddamn life, you’d think my skin wouldn’t be so freaking fussy.

Anyway, thanks. I'll keep that in mind. So you've been enjoying it here?

Some people are just...pasty white. And you are one of those people. I'm pretty white myself. But being dead has a few advantages.

I have! Lucci, Usopp, and I went swimming the other day.

......Oi, I’m not pasty!! Just. Paler than some of the other idiots on board and I burn easily. But not PASTY.

Oh yeah? On the crowded beaches or...? Zoro and I were gonna check out the rockier places on the other side of the island.

Pasty!

Oh, I can direct you to the most fabulous secluded beach on the whole island. It's not even that rocky, you just have to go through the jungle to get there. And I suggest wearing good shoes, because there are thorns and Usopp's feet got all swollen. But it's a PRIME skinnydipping spot.

So not!!

...Ah. Ahaha. The three of—nevermind. Yeah, you should...probably point me that way, then. It would be most appreciated~

Do we need to hold a poll?

Yep. Usopp found it, but I think I remember how to get there.

.......No.

Is there some easy direction you can point me in, or do you think you actually need to show me?

I didn't think so.

...you might want to ask Usopp for directions, actually. I got a piggyback ride the whole way there.