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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Really? That ain't gonna work, dumbass.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

No? Huh. You usually flip your lid at that one.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well like hell I'm just gonna let you piss me off! No. Here's me ignoring you and all of your shitty insults.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

I wanna see you as a fox. Perverted, idiot cook whose eyebrow swirls like toilet water flushing.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I said I'm not—like toilet water flushing??! What the HELL—no. NO. IGNORING.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Dammit.

still angling to see fox!Sanji

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Hmm. So Leo and the kittens attacked your tail earlier, huh. It is very...fluffy.

luckily Sanji is very easily riled up XD

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

They've been attacking it all day, shitty thing keeps twitching all over the place and I know it's fluffy, asshole, don't remind me!

...

Fuck, I'm just deleting all your comments as they come in.

Re: luckily Sanji is very easily riled up XD

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I'll want to bite it when I see you.

Tch! ...Fine. I want to test out these claws, anyway. Think I'll go look for a scratching post. I'll start in the kitchen.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...You'd better not—DON'T YOU DARE SCRATCH UP SHIT IN MY KITCHEN, MARIMO. Zoro!!!

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Can't hear you. Busy digging furrows in your counter.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

.......Dammit, Zoro—

he's lying, btw. :|

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Scratching a Jolly Roger with a sword in its mouth on your fridge.

haha, Sanji's gonna come dashing into the galley yapping up a storm anyway

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

i'm fgonnma bite thew ashiut oiuyt iof yiour anjklesd ASSSHOLDE.

he will find a victoriously smirking Zoro waiting for him XD

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to try.

/goes straight to the fridge and jumps up, propping his paws against it and checking for damage

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

D;ONT TEMNMPT ME.

/yeah he's going over and scooping Sanji up now :|

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Don't get your whiskers in a twist. There's nothing there.

/INSTANT SQUIRMING and snapping at Zoro's fingers

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

yoiu migfht haave—OI ASJhdkjash puut me DOWNM!!!!

[Action]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

[initiates fox-juggling, letting out a 'tch' when he's nipped]

No.

[strokes a strong hand from the base of Sanji's ears all the way down to his tail]

Re: [Action]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

What the hell, asshole, you can't just—

[shuts up abruptly at Zoro's stroking, back arching involuntarily and a slight shiver following Zoro's hand down his spine]

...Rrrgghhh. Quit it! [twists and snaps halfheartedly at Zoro again]

[Action]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

[Verrrry tiny smile at that reaction as Zoro brushes away the snap and calmly repeats the stroking]

Like that, huh? ...You're soft.

Re: [Action]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I do not like it!

[squirms in Zoro's grasp some more, tail smacking against his arm]

[Action]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Liar.

[still won't drop him, instead scritches under his chin]

Re: [Action]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

[makes a foxy grumbling sound and lets him do that for a moment before jerking his head away and biting his fingers instead, not hard enough to really hurt, but not letting go either]

[Action]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

[pauses with his fingers clamped in Sanji's mouth]

...Sharp teeth.

[tugs his hand from side to side]