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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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.......Dammit, Zoro—

Scratching a Jolly Roger with a sword in its mouth on your fridge.

i'm fgonnma bite thew ashiut oiuyt iof yiour anjklesd ASSSHOLDE.

You're welcome to try.

D;ONT TEMNMPT ME.

Don't get your whiskers in a twist. There's nothing there.

yoiu migfht haave—OI ASJhdkjash puut me DOWNM!!!!

[initiates fox-juggling, letting out a 'tch' when he's nipped]

No.

[strokes a strong hand from the base of Sanji's ears all the way down to his tail]

What the hell, asshole, you can't just—

[shuts up abruptly at Zoro's stroking, back arching involuntarily and a slight shiver following Zoro's hand down his spine]

...Rrrgghhh. Quit it! [twists and snaps halfheartedly at Zoro again]

[Verrrry tiny smile at that reaction as Zoro brushes away the snap and calmly repeats the stroking]

Like that, huh? ...You're soft.

I do not like it!

[squirms in Zoro's grasp some more, tail smacking against his arm]

Liar.

[still won't drop him, instead scritches under his chin]

[makes a foxy grumbling sound and lets him do that for a moment before jerking his head away and biting his fingers instead, not hard enough to really hurt, but not letting go either]

[pauses with his fingers clamped in Sanji's mouth]

...Sharp teeth.

[tugs his hand from side to side]

[doesn't let go, just glances up at Zoro and growls a bit]

[...scritches Sanji's chin with the free thumb of that hand]

[chomps down even harder for a second, but then grumpily subsides and lets go—]

[—annnd then promptly turns mostly human again] Gah—!

[sudden, unexpected armful of fox!boi, held bridal-style! Zoro blinks, then smirks.]

Welcome back.

Put me down! [scowls and pushes against Zoro’s chest, scrambling out of his arms and brushing off his clothes as soon as he’s standing again] [possibly is somewhat flustered but mostly just doesn’t like being held like that :|] This shitty curse...augh. [grumbles]

[even moar smirking at you, broader and distinctly fang-y, as Zoro casually slips his hands in his pockets] I dunno. I don't mind it so far.

That’s because you’re a dumbass. [still scowling and absently reaches behind himself to grab his tail, pulling it around and combing through it like being held by Zoro for half a second somehow got the hair all knotted]

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he's lying, btw. :|

haha, Sanji's gonna come dashing into the galley yapping up a storm anyway

he will find a victoriously smirking Zoro waiting for him XD

/goes straight to the fridge and jumps up, propping his paws against it and checking for damage

/yeah he's going over and scooping Sanji up now :|

/INSTANT SQUIRMING and snapping at Zoro's fingers

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