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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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No, that's Michiko.

Ha—oi. Don't be funny when I'm trying to be pissy.

I make no promises.

Have you adjusted to the tail at all?

I had to ruin two pairs of pants for the shitty thing. But I've stopped slamming doors on it, at least.

Well, I'm sorry to hear about your pants, but at least you're not injuring yourself anymore.

The cats still go after it, though. Made the mistake of going down to check on 'em earlier and it was like Attack Of The Excited Kittens.

Ha. You probably should have seen that coming.

Probably.

It's so goddamn fluffy.

Fox tails typically are.

Michiko-chan says I should shave it.

That might look even more ridiculous.

That's what I said! But evidently she doesn't want fur getting in the food. Which it won't.

I trust you not to get fur in our food, but she does have a point.

We already had a thousand other animals on board. If any sort of animal hair was gonna get in the food, it would’ve happened already.

I said I trust you.

It would be funny to see what you look like with a shaved tail, though.

...Right, so you did.

I would look terrible.

And when you turned into a fox, you would be a furry fox with a shaved tail.

...And again, that would look terrible.

Ugh, whatever, the shitty thing ain't THAT bad, I guess.

Once again, vanity overpowers practicality.

Che.

So I gave Zoro some catnip.

Oh? How did that go?

It was kind of hilarious.

...And a little freaky, he's bigger than you are.

Tigers are enormous, yes.

Fucking enormous, he's like 600 goddamn pounds and I'm all of...I dunno, fifteen as a fox, what the hell—but anyway, yeah, he was like trying to use me as a shitty tree or something to get to the catnip just he could lick it. Hah.

I would have liked to see that.