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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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...Right, so you did.

I would look terrible.

And when you turned into a fox, you would be a furry fox with a shaved tail.

...And again, that would look terrible.

Ugh, whatever, the shitty thing ain't THAT bad, I guess.

Once again, vanity overpowers practicality.

Che.

So I gave Zoro some catnip.

Oh? How did that go?

It was kind of hilarious.

...And a little freaky, he's bigger than you are.

Tigers are enormous, yes.

Fucking enormous, he's like 600 goddamn pounds and I'm all of...I dunno, fifteen as a fox, what the hell—but anyway, yeah, he was like trying to use me as a shitty tree or something to get to the catnip just he could lick it. Hah.

I would have liked to see that.

He'd probably claw me to death if I broke it out again while you're around.

He would roll around in it first and then claw you to death.

...Yeah, so at least you'd still be able to get your kicks from it.

Exactly.

I think you two should spar in your cat forms.

...You're kidding, right?

No, it'd be interesting to watch!

Big cats do not spar, Sanji. We go in for the kill.

...Yeah, okay, but you could spar this time.

I don't fight in leopard form for a reason. It's ill-equipped for combat; leopards hunt by ambush, and as solitary animals, they don't fight over food or mates. Tigers are similar.

So basically you just don’t want to.

...My point was more to the effect of there being no way to really spar in cat form and that all that would end up happening would be one or both of us losing an ear and a few chunks of flesh out of the neck and stomach area if we were particularly unlucky.

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