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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

Comments

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

I will kill you if you bring that shit near me, shitty love-cook!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You guys are gonna have to find a new cook, then. Heeeere, kitty kitty~

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Ki—I'm not a goddamn kitty! Go the fuck away!

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

yhouj strfjuppod uiddioptt11

1/3

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Haaahahahaha—

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Holy shit, you're huge.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Hm. Overgrown pussycat. Catnip?

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

asshhgol dfooknt eevvn—

...

[ooc: excuse me, 600 lb tiger climbing you like a tree to sniff that catnip. :|]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ahah—gah—whoa, whoa! Fuck you're heavy—okay, alright. Calm down already, you moron, HERE. Smell. ...Heh.

[ooc: dying, cue lots of pushing at his big tiger nose and attempting to stay upright under his weight >.>]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Mmmrrrrrggh.

[ooc: curious and persistent snuffling and whuffing and nuzzling and then finally licking of the catnip |D]

THIS ONE GETS TO BE IN AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE, IDEK

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Hah... Jesus fuck, you are so goddamn big.

...If you bite my hand off we're having tiger steaks for dinner tomorrow.

[ooc: have some tentative ear scratching, Zoro, with Sanji looking on in a curious/highly amused sort of way]

ALTERNATE TIMELINES RULE

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

[ooc: that will get you a somewhat disgusted I-might-do-it-anyway look before his eyes cross and he leans into it] [coincidentally, tiger purrs are not continuous and sound a great deal like growling :|b]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Shitty overgrown house cat... Goooood kitty.

[ooc: he'll recognize it for what it is anyway and scratch harder XD]

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

[ooc: whiiich is when Zoro changes back, so now Sanji has a half-tiger swordsman (with catnip hanging out of his mouth) draped all over him XD]

...

...

Cut that out.

/only pauses for like half a second and then resumes scratching with a smirk

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh.

...

Heh, but you seemed to be enjoying it sooo much, marimo~

/making a terrible scowly face but still leeeaning into it helplessly and not moving back

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Shut up. I will kill you if you keep that up, you damn eyebrow.

/just raises an eyebrow and probably looks unbearably smug

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh, I can tell you really hate it. You're trying so damn hard to get away and all.

/uses herculean will and pulls away, nipping at Sanji's fingers as he does

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Che! Shows what you know!

/pulls his hand away instinctively-TIGER TEETH ARE DANGEROUS-and reaches to tug on his tail instead

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You were purring. ...In a shitty growling, moaning kind of way.

/flicking that tail away so it slaps Sanji's hand. Then it keeps flicking.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Oi—quit it—and no I wasn't.

/makes another grab for it

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You definitely were, marimo. Come on, let me feel it!

[Action]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Do you want me yanking on your tail? No!

[whirling away and backing up, teeth bared a little]

Re: [Action]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I wasn't yanking on it, you moron! [follows him :|] I'd let you not yank on mine if you let me not yank on yours. [tail flicking around somewhat impatiently]

[Action]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

[...liiiifting an eyebrow] ...You want to pet it?

Re: [Action]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I— [pauses, then mumbles] ...I just want to look at it.