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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Shitty overgrown house cat... Goooood kitty.

[ooc: he'll recognize it for what it is anyway and scratch harder XD]

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

[ooc: whiiich is when Zoro changes back, so now Sanji has a half-tiger swordsman (with catnip hanging out of his mouth) draped all over him XD]

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Cut that out.

/only pauses for like half a second and then resumes scratching with a smirk

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh.

...

Heh, but you seemed to be enjoying it sooo much, marimo~

/making a terrible scowly face but still leeeaning into it helplessly and not moving back

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Shut up. I will kill you if you keep that up, you damn eyebrow.

/just raises an eyebrow and probably looks unbearably smug

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh, I can tell you really hate it. You're trying so damn hard to get away and all.

/uses herculean will and pulls away, nipping at Sanji's fingers as he does

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Che! Shows what you know!

/pulls his hand away instinctively-TIGER TEETH ARE DANGEROUS-and reaches to tug on his tail instead

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You were purring. ...In a shitty growling, moaning kind of way.

/flicking that tail away so it slaps Sanji's hand. Then it keeps flicking.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Oi—quit it—and no I wasn't.

/makes another grab for it

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You definitely were, marimo. Come on, let me feel it!

[Action]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Do you want me yanking on your tail? No!

[whirling away and backing up, teeth bared a little]

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I wasn't yanking on it, you moron! [follows him :|] I'd let you not yank on mine if you let me not yank on yours. [tail flicking around somewhat impatiently]

[Action]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

[...liiiifting an eyebrow] ...You want to pet it?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I— [pauses, then mumbles] ...I just want to look at it.

[Action]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

[...Tilts his head at Sanji for a long, curious moment, a striped ear flicking sideways. Then glances to the side, just as his tail just-so-happens to idly swish more in your direction.]

Che. Idiot.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

[grins and reaches out to grab Zoro's tail—gently—and holds it carefully in his hand as he runs his fingers down the striped fur]

...This is so weird.

[Action]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

[Zoro's tail tries to twitch itself out of Sanji's hand automatically while Zoro himself just observes, eyes narrowing a little inscrutably at Sanji's gentle touch]

Hnn. No shit.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

[tightens his grip so it doesn’t slip away, then tugs slightly, trying to pull Zoro towards him]

[Action]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

[lets himself be drawn, still with a Very Aloof Cat look on his face]

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

[just raises an eyebrow at the Aloof Look as he pulls him in close, only stopping once Zoro is in front of him and then smirks a bit]

What's up, pussycat?

[Action]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Not a pussycat. [maintains the aloofness for a few moments, then suddenly leans forward, rubbing his cheek against Sanji's and sniffing at his hair] ...Hmm.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

... [blinks at the sudden shift] ...Does my shampoo meet your approval?

[Action]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. [Slides further up and...bites Sanji's fox-ear. :| Gently!]

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

[flinches slightly only because it was unexpected and he's still not quite used to even having those ears] O-oi. [faux-glares up at Zoro even as he goes a bit red, then lets go of his tail so he can bring his own hands up to retaliate, massaging behind Zoro's tiger-ears]

[Action]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

leans into it unconsciously, eyes sliding shut] [hmmm feels nice] [murmurs into that fox-ear] That...is making me sleepy. [his arms loosely circle Sanji's waist and he idly toys with the base of his tail]

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

[chuckles] I can see that. [presses back into Zoro's touch, vaguely wondering if it's weird to think that that sort of feels...good]