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Heh. So peanut butter cookies, brownies, and vanilla ice cream? Sounds fucking delicious to me.

That's a WINNING combination right there! So. What are we doing first??

Cookies and brownies. We can do both at the same time.

Okay! So...what do you want me to do?

...I dunno—which do you wanna make? I can take one and you can do the other. You could handle that, yeah?

Uh. ...yeah, I can! But...which would be easier? I can do the easier one, and...you'll watch and make sure I don't mess anything up, right?

...They're both ridiculously easy, Usopp. It's brownies and cookies. Ten-year-olds can make them.

I'll do the brownies, though. Let me get you the cookie recipe. Unless you want me to just tell you what to do?

...well. If it's stuff you usually make, that's still a lot of pressure!

But okay. Cookies. And...I dunno. Whichever's easier for you, I guess. You don't even use a recipe for this kind of stuff anymore, do you?

Well they may not turn out quite as amazing as mine, but I'm sure you'll be fine.

Definitely not. I still have all my old cookbooks and stuff, though. ...I'll just tell you what to put in.

...hopefully, yeah. Hmm. Actually, maybe we shouldn't say anything and see if people can taste the difference.

Yeah, I didn't think so. But. Okay! That's probably easier anyway, right? Less stuff to keep track of.

...If you want. Long as you follow the recipe, they should turn out at least basically the same anyway.

Yep, that'll work. Grab some bowls, then, and lets get baking!

It'll be an experiment!

Okay. Bowls. How many do I need? Is this one big enough?

Hey, can I have an apron?

Alright then.

Yeah, the one should be fine.

...Heh, sure. I've got an extra blue or green one, take your pick.

It'll be very scientific.

Okay! So...what do I need first? Flour, right?

Thanks! Then I don't have to worry about getting flour or anything on my clothes. Plus...it feels more official like this!

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...Oh yes. Totally and completely.

Flour, sugar, butter, peanut butter - I'm just gonna pull stuff out.

Official, huh. If you say so.

Okay. Just...in the order you set them on the counter? You'll tell me how much to use, right?

Yes! It's like...part of the uniform, or something.

Yeah, I'll tell you as we go. Wet ingredients first.

I used to have an actual chef coat back on the Baratie. But I never wore it because...it was a uniform.

Okay. I'm ready!! What's first??

Well. It's a little hard to picture you just wearing the same thing as the rest of the cooks.

...The wet ingredients—I'll just tell you in person as we go, okay?

Yeah, that's why I didn't. It pissed the old crap-geezer off, heh.

Okay. You're right, that's probably easier anyway, heh.

He seemed kinda like he'd get pissed off easy. Or maybe you just made an extra effort.

...Probably both. Yeah. Heh, definitely put in some extra effort there.

Yeah, I figured.

...by the way. Kid wants to know if you can make chocolate cream pie for Lucci's birthday too, because apparently that's the kind of pie he likes. And somehow I'm supposed to be the one that tells you that.

Chocolate cream pie? Yeah, I can do that. Can never really go wrong with chocolate anything.

Awesome. I'll have some too, then! And that's obviously because chocolate is THE BEST.

...I still don't know why I had to be the one to ask though. Well. Apparently it's because he has issues with your hair. Or something like that.