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...These kittens are getting pretty damn mobile. They're gonna be all over the freaking place soon.

Anyway, why the hell's it so quiet tonight? Even the sea's quiet, there ain't a shitty breeze or nothing. S'weird. Anyone wanna drink or something? I was thinking of...I dunno, making cookies maybe. Possibly. Who knows.

Either way, I'll be in the galley.

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I should just put a crazy amount of candles on every pie. That wouldn't piss him off or anything.

Yeah, he's...weird. Is he coming back?

Oh! Do you have those kind that relight after you blow them out??

I THINK so, yeah. But...again. He's kind of confusing, so I'm not SURE.

...You know, I think I do.

Whatever, as long as he doesn't mess up my galley again.

...awesome. THOSE are great! He'll definitely need those!

Yeah. George thinks I should keep my Factory locked when I'm not in there and...I guess maybe she has a point.

He's definitely reading this thread, by the way. But hell yeah, I'm using those.

Might not be a bad idea. Otherwise you'll come back one day and not know where the fuck anything is.

...well. Then he's ruining his own surprise and that's dumb. Maybe we should start a secret private thread and figure out some MORE stuff that he won't know about.

Yeaaah, he already did that to me once. It took me a whole afternoon to put all my tools and stuff back where they belong.

Like one where we can talk about all the other birthday decorations we're putting up? And the song that Brook and Franky are going to perform for him??

It's annoying. Why are we still talking about him?

Well, yeah, that too, but I was thinking more about how Luffy's gonna jump out of that giant pie. He'll NEVER expect that!

...no idea.

The only problem with that is that the shitty pie will disappear into Luffy's stomach before he can jump out of it.

New topic? How's life.

There are a few kinks to work out, admittedly. Maybe Zoro should do it instead.

Well, THAT'S nice and specific. It's...not bad, though. How about with you?

Being surrounded by that much sweet shit might kill him.

You can pick something else, it was just the first question that popped into my head. And it's good.

Just tell him it's training.

Yeah? Anything specific I should know about? Besides kittens, since...I know all about that. I think the kittens have really improved the general mood around here, though.

Ha, yeah okay. That might work.

Not really. Oh, I renamed the one kitten, by the way. Again.

Well, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? Isn't that what they say?

...who, Nettik? He's gonna get confused.

Something like that, yeah. We'll see if he buys it, though.

Yeah, I know. But Nettik is still part of it! I just...added more. Now he's Shirokuro Nettik, Jr. Shiro for short.

He has no reason not to!!

...what the heck, Sanji. Did you just decide it wasn't long enough or something?

You wanna tell him, then?

...It's a good name. Anyway, the Shirokuro part was Zoro's idea.

I COULD. Wouldn’t it be better if you did, though?

I didn’t SAY it was a bad one. …Zoro’s idea, huh? Hm.

Mm. Maybe I’ll bring it up to him.

Just the first part. The Shirokuro bit. And I liked Shiro as a name, but I guess that just means ‘white’. So you need the Kuro part because that means ‘black’. And...Nettik is kitten backwards, so basically the whole name is just...black and white kitten. Heh.

Yeah, you do that.

Black and white kitten JUNIOR. Which...actually still makes sense, since Ilario is black and white too. What's all the fuss about the name over, though? Are you keeping him now?

Yes, sir.

Yeah, see? So it DEFINITELY fits him. ...I don’t know. Just. He’s the firstborn, he deserved a good name.

Does that mean you finally realized "Shitty Cat" wasn't exactly an award-winning name in the first place?

No. I’d have kept calling him that, I just ended up liking Nettik better.

Well. Nettik IS better.

And even better than THAT is Shirokuro Nettik, Jr.!