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Ship's damaged, ain't much of a market here, still shitty dragons everywhere. We've been told they ain't all that dangerous, though. Ha, yeah, tell that to Franky, damn things nearly took down the whole mast and our sails look like shit. But there's a lot of ships in the harbor, so at least we know they've got the means to fix this.

Apparently this island is called Berk. Shitty name. The people here—

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Are they riding the—? What the hell. ...Back in a bit, gonna go take a closer look.

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Self-restraint my ass, gonna kick you overboard, stupid shitty cook.

Well it's true. A gentleman would never pressure a lady! Anyway, I think I'm the one who owes you another trip to the ocean, actually.

Who's a lady?! And hah, fucking bring it, if you even can!

At the moment, you, Zoro-chwan~ ...Fine, you're on!

I'm a girl, not a lady, Prince of Retardia! Get out here!

Maybe you're right. You're more a tomboy, anyway—OI, the hell did you call me, you shit-for-brains swordsman??!

Good! And you heard me, dumbass chef!

Che. Alright, marimo, FINE. I'm gonna kick your pretty face in!

On deck, and we'll see who's pretty.

I'm gonna assume it's the one of us with the soft, feminine features~

Rrrgh—You're not gonna have features by the time I'm done!!

Ohh? Picked up a new technique, have we? Shitty marimo, I can see your swings coming a mile away!

Che! Quit running away!!

I ain't running, I'm blocking.

Block this, corkscrew-brow!

......Wha—HEY LKAJShdskjjjjjjjjjjj--

HAH! I WIN.

THE HELL. How's it winning when you end up in the shitty ocean WITH me, dumbass!

Tch. I'm getting you back for that.

Agh—cut that out—'cause I put you there, dumbass!!

So you keep saying!

...Well I would've had you down here in another second anyway!

Right now, I'm getting you back RIGHT—ack—now—ajshd shit this water's COLD.

Right, in your dreams.

Try swimming on a winter island sometime—pfftfjdk get off—

Only idiots would do that, you shit-swords—mmmph—

...geh...ahah.

What was that, you—

...Cook?

YOU'RE SUCH A FREAKING IDIOT.

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Re: [private] /handwaving time continuity. >.>

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[private] /and now to NEVER ACTUALLY LAND A KICK because...he's Sanji :|

Re: [private] /lol! tsk tsk, not backing up your words --> annoyed marimo

[private] /haha he’ll dance around defensively till he spots a chance to TRY TO PUSH HIM OVERBOARD

Re: [private] /trying to maneuver Sanji toward the railing :| well, if he's gonna retreat...

Re: [private] /takes care of that for him and jumps ON to the railing as he dodges a swing

Re: [private] /will totes be dropping swords and tackling him overboard now :D

Re: [private] /their splash gets a PERFECT 10 from all the judges, I'm sure

Re: [private] \o/ /surfacing and spitting out water

Re: [private] /COMMENCE DUNKING

Re: [private] /grblrbldfs gurgle gurgle kicking and pulling you down, too

Re: [private] /wheee water wrestling

Re: [private] /tee hee hee splash giggle dunk wrestle >.> also headlock.

Re: [private] /annnd suddenly CEASES STRUGGLING because hellooo girl!chest~

Re: [private] 1/2 /lmfao, XD

[private] /pulls back a little, sees DERP face, lets go and SHOVES

Re: [private] 1/2 - floats along happily à la ICON