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Ship's damaged, ain't much of a market here, still shitty dragons everywhere. We've been told they ain't all that dangerous, though. Ha, yeah, tell that to Franky, damn things nearly took down the whole mast and our sails look like shit. But there's a lot of ships in the harbor, so at least we know they've got the means to fix this.

Apparently this island is called Berk. Shitty name. The people here—

...

Are they riding the—? What the hell. ...Back in a bit, gonna go take a closer look.

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I ain't running, I'm blocking.

Block this, corkscrew-brow!

......Wha—HEY LKAJShdskjjjjjjjjjjj--

HAH! I WIN.

THE HELL. How's it winning when you end up in the shitty ocean WITH me, dumbass!

Tch. I'm getting you back for that.

Agh—cut that out—'cause I put you there, dumbass!!

So you keep saying!

...Well I would've had you down here in another second anyway!

Right now, I'm getting you back RIGHT—ack—now—ajshd shit this water's COLD.

Right, in your dreams.

Try swimming on a winter island sometime—pfftfjdk get off—

Only idiots would do that, you shit-swords—mmmph—

...geh...ahah.

What was that, you—

...Cook?

YOU'RE SUCH A FREAKING IDIOT.

—Ack, what the—

...

Ah.

Oi, I happen to LIKE that part of the female body, you can't just go shoving my face in it and expect nothing to happen!

I forgot about it, okay!

...How can you forget...

You're going back up?

I don't usually have them!!

...What? Some reason I shouldn't?

I know that, but they're so...THERE. It was hard to ignore 'em.

...Not really. One reason, maybe. Hang on.

Whatever. As long as they're not bouncing around, I don't have to think about 'em.

...What're you up to.

...Bouncing—haaa...er. Yeah. Mine did that. They were kind of a pain in the ass.

Just this.

Uh-huh. I know. At least mine are smaller, that helps.

Ah—...hmmm.

Mm. ...Right, well that was an exchange I never thought I'd be having with you.

...Heh, sorry.

...Yeah, no kidding.

What're you apologizing for now.

Oh...

That.

Huh?...What the—!

Re: [private] /takes care of that for him and jumps ON to the railing as he dodges a swing

Re: [private] /will totes be dropping swords and tackling him overboard now :D

Re: [private] /their splash gets a PERFECT 10 from all the judges, I'm sure

Re: [private] \o/ /surfacing and spitting out water

Re: [private] /COMMENCE DUNKING

Re: [private] /grblrbldfs gurgle gurgle kicking and pulling you down, too

Re: [private] /wheee water wrestling

Re: [private] /tee hee hee splash giggle dunk wrestle >.> also headlock.

Re: [private] /annnd suddenly CEASES STRUGGLING because hellooo girl!chest~

Re: [private] 1/2 /lmfao, XD

[private] /pulls back a little, sees DERP face, lets go and SHOVES

Re: [private] 1/2 - floats along happily à la ICON

Re: [private] /but then starts to sink and is forced to recover :|

Re: [private] /swimming away to the ladder to climb back onto Sunny

Re: [private] /follows him to the ladder, not climbing up yet

Re: [private] /pausing and looking back down

Re: [private] /climbs toward him

[private] /shifting warily but not moving; expects Sanji to try & push him in the water again X

[private] /pulls up beside him, one hand on the ladder, the other going to his waist, and leans in~

Re: [private] /caught off guard, pauses, then curls hand behind Sanji's neck & kisses back

Re: [private] /here, have a dopey, innocent smile for a moment when he pulls back...

[private] /slight frown, but suspicions have been abated ;_; (XD plus HELLO disarmingly cute smile)

[private] /still smiling, wraps his arm more firmly around Zoro's waist annnd...

[private] /quickly yanks him off the ladder and DROPS HIM, mwahahaha

Re: [private] 1/2 STUPID COOK