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Ship's damaged, ain't much of a market here, still shitty dragons everywhere. We've been told they ain't all that dangerous, though. Ha, yeah, tell that to Franky, damn things nearly took down the whole mast and our sails look like shit. But there's a lot of ships in the harbor, so at least we know they've got the means to fix this.

Apparently this island is called Berk. Shitty name. The people here—

...

Are they riding the—? What the hell. ...Back in a bit, gonna go take a closer look.

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Only if they know what I am. Which they usually don't. And by "they" I mean the general public.

So did it work?

I do.

You could start wearing a hood everywhere.

...Well, to an extent.

Then you may.

I don't think people's minds would automatically go to "grim reaper" if I wore a hood. Plus, when I'm working, it's better if people don't know what I am.

What does that mean?

Thank you.

That is true. But you certainly intimidate the Marines, at least.

It means that when I turn into a leopard, the dragons don't seem to realize what's happened, and as soon as I turn back it's as though I've rematerialized from thin air and they swarm me again.

You're welcome.

Well. Yes. That's because I fucked their shit up last time.

...hahahaha!

♥

Indeed you did.

Yes, very funny.

♥

That was actually pretty fun.

It is! They're so stupid!

I love you.

It was, wasn't it?

That's a reaction common among animals like...chickens. Dim animals, anyway.

I love you too.

I liked watching you fight, too.

Haha yeah, I'd say those little dragons are definitely as stupid as chickens.

♥

Good. The feeling is mutual.

Quite possibly.

The hearts never end, do they? ♥

You liked watching me kick ass and take names? Literally?

I like them.

Do you want them to? ♥

It was hot. For lack of a better term.

I think they're a nuisance.

It's just amusing, that's all.

Yeah?

Well I like them.

Amusing?

Absolutely.

We can't keep one, you realize.

It's as though it's become a competition of sorts.

I see.

I know. I'm okay with that. I just like them.

Haha has it? ♥ Then you lose.

I like it when you're violent. What can I say?

As long as that's understood.

...Oh. Drat.

I thought you liked it when I was submissive.

Of course. We'll be drowning in kittens soon enough. Speaking of the kittens...I don't think I'm going to keep one for myself anymore.

Haha! I win! ♥

I like it when you're violent toward other people.

Oh? Why not?

Obviously, your prize is a heart. ♥

I see. That makes sense. I guess.

Because Usopp wants one. I can't just claim three kittens, that's ridiculous.

Lame.

It does to me, at least.

...You're not claiming three. You'd be claiming one.

I can give you a better prize later.

That's all that matters, then.

One for you, one for Usopp, and one for me. That's three. And it would be ridiculous for the three of us to have four cats between us anyway.

Good.

Is that bad? Does it bother you?

Then why don't you have one and I won't?

Indeed.

No! Just saying.

The whole point was to give one to you. I didn't even necessarily want to give Usopp one. He just. Asked. Well, no, he said "I heard you wanted me to have a kitten". I wanted to give you one because you gave me Ilario. I don't need one because I have Ilario.

♥

Okay. I was just checking.

...That might have been my fault. I mentioned you wanting me to have a kitten and then he was - well, you know how he gets. So I said that maybe you wanted him to have one too.

I'm not generally a violent person, though.

...whatever. I was just being selfish anyway.