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Ship's damaged, ain't much of a market here, still shitty dragons everywhere. We've been told they ain't all that dangerous, though. Ha, yeah, tell that to Franky, damn things nearly took down the whole mast and our sails look like shit. But there's a lot of ships in the harbor, so at least we know they've got the means to fix this.

Apparently this island is called Berk. Shitty name. The people here—

...

Are they riding the—? What the hell. ...Back in a bit, gonna go take a closer look.

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Yeah?

Well I like them.

Amusing?

Absolutely.

We can't keep one, you realize.

It's as though it's become a competition of sorts.

I see.

I know. I'm okay with that. I just like them.

Haha has it? ♥ Then you lose.

I like it when you're violent. What can I say?

As long as that's understood.

...Oh. Drat.

I thought you liked it when I was submissive.

Of course. We'll be drowning in kittens soon enough. Speaking of the kittens...I don't think I'm going to keep one for myself anymore.

Haha! I win! ♥

I like it when you're violent toward other people.

Oh? Why not?

Obviously, your prize is a heart. ♥

I see. That makes sense. I guess.

Because Usopp wants one. I can't just claim three kittens, that's ridiculous.

Lame.

It does to me, at least.

...You're not claiming three. You'd be claiming one.

I can give you a better prize later.

That's all that matters, then.

One for you, one for Usopp, and one for me. That's three. And it would be ridiculous for the three of us to have four cats between us anyway.

Good.

Is that bad? Does it bother you?

Then why don't you have one and I won't?

Indeed.

No! Just saying.

The whole point was to give one to you. I didn't even necessarily want to give Usopp one. He just. Asked. Well, no, he said "I heard you wanted me to have a kitten". I wanted to give you one because you gave me Ilario. I don't need one because I have Ilario.

♥

Okay. I was just checking.

...That might have been my fault. I mentioned you wanting me to have a kitten and then he was - well, you know how he gets. So I said that maybe you wanted him to have one too.

I'm not generally a violent person, though.

...whatever. I was just being selfish anyway.

I know. It's rare; that's part of the appeal.

...Sorry.

Mm.

It's fine. Whatever.

...I don't know what to say now.

You don't have to say anything. I was just looking forward to...we were going to give them matching names and...I don't know. I'm just being stupid.

You can still have a kitten, George. We both can. All right?

I don't need one. And Sanji is keeping one too, we don't need SIX cats on the ship. Plus a dog, if Tulio and Chel are coming back. Plus the pigeons and the beetles and you know someone is going to try to bring one of those little dragons with us.

...I'm sorry, George.

It's fine.

It's not. You're sad.

I'm not sad, just...disappointed.

...Can I do anything to make you feel better?

...take me out on the island for a piggy-back ride?