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Ship's damaged, ain't much of a market here, still shitty dragons everywhere. We've been told they ain't all that dangerous, though. Ha, yeah, tell that to Franky, damn things nearly took down the whole mast and our sails look like shit. But there's a lot of ships in the harbor, so at least we know they've got the means to fix this.

Apparently this island is called Berk. Shitty name. The people here—

...

Are they riding the—? What the hell. ...Back in a bit, gonna go take a closer look.

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Yo.

...Yo.

Mr. Black leg, am I right? Is that icon photoshopped?

Yeah, that's me. Photo-whatsit?

Ahaha, nothin. Just that I haven't gotten a good look at you before in person, but your icons don't look like your wanted poster at all.

.......That's because my shitty wanted poster doesn't look a damn thing like me!!

Didn't I just basically say that?

No, you got it backwards.

Does that vein pop out of your forehead often?

Only around people who irritate the shit outta me.

I'm sorry, am I irritating you?

Bringing up my wanted poster right off the bat? Yeah, little bit.

Trafalgar Law, huh?

Didn't know it was a sore subject. Couldn't you just send the government a picture of yourself?

You got it.

Yeah, you're like the 12089301923428th person to suggest that, thanks. Funnily enough, their mail screening process apparently doesn't let shit from pirates through.

Hm.

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Trafalgar Law. Fancy seeing you here.

I wouldn't call it fancy, but hello. Heard you were dead, guess that isn't true now is it.

Haven't you heard that cats have nine lives, rookie?

You have a valid point there. The government hung you out to dry, then, I suppose?

I left of my own volition, thank you - I could have chosen to stay and be executed, but I had better plans.

Well, that is what I meant by "hung you out to dry".

Ah, I'm sorry; I didn't think a little mild black humor would go amiss with someone called the Surgeon of Death.

Mind if I ask what those better plans were, besides living, of course?

Initially, it was just the living bit, really. I've since established more concrete plans. I'm a pirate now.

Interesting. I hope someone of your expertise is not getting ordered around by a captain as idiotic as Spandam was. Or were the rumors simply that and he was actually not a power hungry moron?

He was every bit the power-hungry moron the rumors would suggest, and then some. Unfortunately, my captain is every bit as stupid. Unlike Spandam, he manages to be an excellent captain in spite of that.

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