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Ship's damaged, ain't much of a market here, still shitty dragons everywhere. We've been told they ain't all that dangerous, though. Ha, yeah, tell that to Franky, damn things nearly took down the whole mast and our sails look like shit. But there's a lot of ships in the harbor, so at least we know they've got the means to fix this.

Apparently this island is called Berk. Shitty name. The people here—

...

Are they riding the—? What the hell. ...Back in a bit, gonna go take a closer look.

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.......That's because my shitty wanted poster doesn't look a damn thing like me!!

Didn't I just basically say that?

No, you got it backwards.

Does that vein pop out of your forehead often?

Only around people who irritate the shit outta me.

I'm sorry, am I irritating you?

Bringing up my wanted poster right off the bat? Yeah, little bit.

Trafalgar Law, huh?

Didn't know it was a sore subject. Couldn't you just send the government a picture of yourself?

You got it.

Yeah, you're like the 12089301923428th person to suggest that, thanks. Funnily enough, their mail screening process apparently doesn't let shit from pirates through.

Hm.

Only that many? With all due respect, I would guess that someone on your cunning little crew could bypass those filters if you really wanted.

I'll take that as an approving "Hm".

Okay, I'm pretty much done talking about my wanted poster now.

...It was more just an acknowledgment that I vaguely remember you from Sabaody.

My apologies, Mr. Black leg.

Exciting experience, if I do say so.

Uh-huh.

I don't know if exciting is really the word I'd use there.

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