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[serving_love]

OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

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[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

This is true.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Don't get any weird ideas, either.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Define "weird ideas".

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Ideas that are weird.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Touché.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Why, have you? Uh. Been to a place like that?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

A few times, but never on my own whim.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Hm. Yeah, I dunno, doesn't really seem like your style.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It's not. If I wanted an attractive woman to sit in my lap and pretend to be interested in me for money, I'd either hire an expensive prostitute or a cheap secretary. Making that happen in public just seems embarrassing for everyone involved.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...they sit on your lap?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It's more like grinding, to be technical. Are you familiar with the term "lap dance"?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...right; I don't think I really want to know about this.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I just described it; that's essentially all there is. Only you pay money for it and aren't allowed to touch the stripper, so there doesn't seem to be much of a point, to me. Although I suppose some people like to go with their friends for parties and so on, and it's socially acceptable that way.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...right, well I have ZERO INTEREST in that, and neither do you, right? So...let's not ever try that one when we're coming up with ideas for things to do, okay?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That would be nothing but awkward. Potentially hilarious as well, I suppose, but only far in hindsight. I'll pass.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...good, good. So we agree that it would just be a bad idea and...actually NOT hilarious at ALL, and we never need to try it. Glad we got that all squared away.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You realize that I just enjoy watching you sweat nervously, right?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...I get that impression from time to time, yeah.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

♥

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...don't start that again.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

No, seriously.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

All right, all right.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Don't mention it.