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OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

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...right; I don't think I really want to know about this.

I just described it; that's essentially all there is. Only you pay money for it and aren't allowed to touch the stripper, so there doesn't seem to be much of a point, to me. Although I suppose some people like to go with their friends for parties and so on, and it's socially acceptable that way.

...right, well I have ZERO INTEREST in that, and neither do you, right? So...let's not ever try that one when we're coming up with ideas for things to do, okay?

That would be nothing but awkward. Potentially hilarious as well, I suppose, but only far in hindsight. I'll pass.

...good, good. So we agree that it would just be a bad idea and...actually NOT hilarious at ALL, and we never need to try it. Glad we got that all squared away.

You realize that I just enjoy watching you sweat nervously, right?

...I get that impression from time to time, yeah.

♥

...don't start that again.

No, seriously.

All right, all right.

Thanks.

Don't mention it.

...heh, well, it's a little late for that.

True.

...what were we even talking about again? Before, I mean.

Strip clubs.

...oh right.

Well. Feel free to talk about something else.

You asked.

I know.

We can talk about your apparent fear of naked people.

...it's not a FEAR.

Debilitating nervousness?

It just...depends, okay? On, um. Various circumstances.