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I think Leo might be sick.

...Or maybe she's just really not a kitten anymore.

I don't know, but something's going on with her. She hasn't been as playful lately, like she'd rather lounge around the galley—or wherever I am...actually, she follows me damn near everywhere now—instead of rolling around with Ilario. And she's getting a little...chubby. Because of it. That, and she's eating more than usual. Guess that doesn't help.

Ilario's still playful as shit, though. Do girls still mature faster than boys even when they're cats?? I don't want my baby to be all grown up!!!

...Should probably just talk to Chopper.

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Of course I knew. She told me.

..........She TOLD you???! When?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?????

She didn't tell me I could tell anyone else. I think she wanted it to be a surprise.

Why are you so worked up over this?

...Why would she—a surprise? Well. It WAS. A fucking big one!

Because I wasn't expecting it! She's so little, I didn't even know she could GET pregnant, and you KNEW and DIDN'T TELL ME.

I've seen a pregnant cat before. I noticed and asked her. Maybe she knew you would panic.

...You didn't want her to have kittens?

I'm not panicking. Sort of.

...Honestly, I'd never thought about it. It's not...that she's having them, I mean, I love kittens. They'll be fucking adorable. She's just. YOUNG. Maybe I'm a little worried, okay!

Mmhm.

Why didn't you have her fixed, then? Or, actually, they make hormonal suppressant for cats, as well. I just thought you were hoping for kittens because you never did anything to prevent it. Didn't you notice when she was in heat?

No one ever mentioned getting her fixed, I didn't think about it! And I didn't know this could all happen so soon.

...I noticed. As in she was really fucking loud and it was kind of hard to miss. But. I didn't know that's what it was.

The yowling was supposed to be a tip-off that it was going to be happening.

And for the record, it would have been nice if you'd asked someone, because that's a little awkward to have to listen to if you know what she's saying.

I didn’t think I NEEDED to ask because I didn’t think it was anything other than her randomly being loud! You could have mentioned something just as easily, you know. Not my fault I don’t speak cat, and it’s not like Chopper brought it up either.

I didn't feel particularly at ease telling you that your cat was essentially going around yelling "someone please fuck me" at the top of her lungs all week, all right? Anyway, she was also crawling around on her belly and practically attacking anything that sounded male. Were you just in denial?

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She's not even a year old, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW.

You of all people ought to be able to recognize a sex-crazed maniac when you see one.

askljfhs she’s not sex-crazed, don’t SAY that!

Well she's not now, but she certainly was last month.

Well she won't be ever again, I'm getting her fixed after this.

That's probably best for everyone.

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