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[serving_love]

I think Leo might be sick.

...Or maybe she's just really not a kitten anymore.

I don't know, but something's going on with her. She hasn't been as playful lately, like she'd rather lounge around the galley—or wherever I am...actually, she follows me damn near everywhere now—instead of rolling around with Ilario. And she's getting a little...chubby. Because of it. That, and she's eating more than usual. Guess that doesn't help.

Ilario's still playful as shit, though. Do girls still mature faster than boys even when they're cats?? I don't want my baby to be all grown up!!!

...Should probably just talk to Chopper.

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[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...you could just...feed her a little less. Or. I dunno. Do you give her lots of treats?

Explain it, then. Because it seems pretty irrational and grudge-like to me! ...actually, I think Lucci agrees.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I can't feed her less! APPARENTLY SHE MIGHT EATING FOR MORE THAN ONE NOW.

Why can't I just not like pigeons??

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...wait. You mean..?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

REALLY??! That's...that's pretty cool though, right?? ...and you just SAID you wanted kittens again...

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I want kittens that aren't coming from MY kitten! She's like ten months old!!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...that DOES seem pretty young but. Well. Animals are different, right? She's probably practically grown up by now. In cat years.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Evidently she's like...sixteen. In cat years.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...oh. Wow.

Ur. Does this mean that, uh. Ilario..?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It...COULD have been another cat. Maybe. Uh. ...like...when we were at an island or something? ...MAYBE??

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Don't even, she's never been off the ship. He's the only one it COULD be!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...that doesn't mean that--I mean. It's POSSIBLE that another cat came to, uh. Visit.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

jdsjkf don't kill him!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I make no promises.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Sanjiiii! He's sort of partly my cat too!! You wouldn't do something like that, right??? Especially not right before my BIRTHDAY!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...I thought she was too young for that, though. How old do cats have to be to, uh..?

Why WOULDN'T you? They're smart and well-behaved, too.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I've been told only like five or six months.

I'm just not a fan! Some people don't like fish, other people don't like dogs—I don't like pigeons!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...seriously? They're still practically BABIES then, aren't they??

They like YOU! ...I think.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That's what I said!!

It's fine if they don't.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I mean...she seems kinda young NOW, when she was five or six months she really WAS still a kitten. Right??

...well, I only tell them good things about you. You could be like their...uncle or something.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

She certainly looked like a kitten, at least!

...That's great, Usopp, thanks ever so.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I never had a cat before, so I guess I don't know for sure, but...that just seems way too young! Who told you that? Are you SURE they know what they're talking about??

...hey, that's an HONOR!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Lupin and Yoruichi-san. I think it's legit.

Uh-huh.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...well. Zoro says she's not REALLY a cat, so... Uh. Well. No, you're probably right. Um. Maybe there's a book about it in the library or something.

I'm serious, though. I only tell them good stuff about you! They probably think you HATE them, though, since...