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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!

P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.

[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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Before you picked me up, naturally. Of course, last time I was there, you had something like a four to one ratio of men to women and one of the ladies probably wanted to use my chest cavity as a storage unit for her shrunken heads. Maybe I'm better off here.

Hmm. Good enough reason as any. I'm lucky that way; Miguel's too nice to bring out the big guns. I'd dare him into lipstick and a skirt in a heartbeat, but he's not to know that.

Oh, yes, naturally, of course. George was here last time you were, right? We've picked up another girl since then, too. And she's pretty fucking awesome.

Heh, yeah, I definitely went there, too. In return for the blue hair.

George? Tiny little blonde thing, looks gloomy all the time? I remember her. ...Judging by what I know of your standards of "awesome", I'm not overly confident in that assessment. What's she like?

Well played, sir.

Yep, that's the one. And you're talking to the new girl now, so I guess you can decide for yourself whether she's awesome or not.

I thought so~

...I'll admit it. You hit the mark on that one.

Told ya.

And by the way, she is an amazing dancer.

Oooh. I like her.

You know how to samba?

Of course I do. She can samba?

It's her favorite dance.

I approve.

Welcome back. By the way.

Thanks.

So none of you died, huh? Can't say I'm not surprised.

Told you we wouldn't. Although now all of us have prices on our heads.

So you hungry for something that's not fish and bananas?

Not bad. Where I come from, they usually just put a bounty out for the crew. This is a small crew, though.

Yes. In fact, if you try to make me eat something that has been NEAR fish or bananas for the next six months, I may have to stab you in self-defense.

There were only nine of us for a really long time.

Heh. Alright, can do. What do you want, then?

And now this. And animals. I've tripped over at least three cats in the time I've been here.

...Can you make paella?

Ha, think you hit all of 'em, then. Minus Lucci. The grey and white one is mine. Seen the beetles yet?

Of course!

Yeah, the really big cat. Don't worry, I'm steering clear of him. Beetles? They were here last time, but I didn't see much of them.

That's what I want.

You didn't miss much. There's a puppy running around somewhere, too.

Done and done.

Oh, great, more animals. At least there's no horse. ...You don't have a horse, do you?

Good. If you get it right, I'll concede that you're not so bad.

Heh, not yet.

...If I get it right— Hmph. Well, it's ready.

At least you've got more room to put one than a rowboat does.

Well. I hate to break it to you, but you're French. Your chances aren't looking good. I'll try it, though.

...You had a horse on a rowboat?

French, yeah, but I can cook ANYTHING.

A warhorse. And it ate all our food.

I'll be the judge of that.