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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!

P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.

[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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You know how to samba?

Of course I do. She can samba?

It's her favorite dance.

I approve.

Welcome back. By the way.

Thanks.

So none of you died, huh? Can't say I'm not surprised.

Told you we wouldn't. Although now all of us have prices on our heads.

So you hungry for something that's not fish and bananas?

Not bad. Where I come from, they usually just put a bounty out for the crew. This is a small crew, though.

Yes. In fact, if you try to make me eat something that has been NEAR fish or bananas for the next six months, I may have to stab you in self-defense.

There were only nine of us for a really long time.

Heh. Alright, can do. What do you want, then?

And now this. And animals. I've tripped over at least three cats in the time I've been here.

...Can you make paella?

Ha, think you hit all of 'em, then. Minus Lucci. The grey and white one is mine. Seen the beetles yet?

Of course!

Yeah, the really big cat. Don't worry, I'm steering clear of him. Beetles? They were here last time, but I didn't see much of them.

That's what I want.

You didn't miss much. There's a puppy running around somewhere, too.

Done and done.

Oh, great, more animals. At least there's no horse. ...You don't have a horse, do you?

Good. If you get it right, I'll concede that you're not so bad.

Heh, not yet.

...If I get it right— Hmph. Well, it's ready.

At least you've got more room to put one than a rowboat does.

Well. I hate to break it to you, but you're French. Your chances aren't looking good. I'll try it, though.

...You had a horse on a rowboat?

French, yeah, but I can cook ANYTHING.

A warhorse. And it ate all our food.

I'll be the judge of that.

Well. That's what you get for letting a fucking horse on your ROWBOAT.

So?

Let it, nothing. It jumped ship and Miguel made me help him pull it into the rowboat.

...You win this round.

Geez. You got some pretty crazy stories of your own, huh.

Ha! That's what I thought.

I have lots of crazy stories. Michiko had me tell her one.

Don't get cocky.

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