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Yeah, true. Ask him, then!

I didn't think it was, no. When do you wanna start?

Okay, I will!

Oh. Whenever. I'm sure you'll be too busy tomorrow, but after that's fine.

Hey Sanji?

I might have time tonight.

...Yeah?

Really? Well. If you have time tonight, that'd be cool.

...need any help with anything in the kitchen? For tomorrow, or..?

I don't necessarily need help, but if you want to join me I don't mind! I can put you on potato duty, heh. Or I can take a break and show you how this dance is done.

...does potato duty mean peeling potatoes? Well, I GUESS I can do that. If you need.

A dance break would be good too, though. What about if we do both?

It does indeed. George-san's helping with pies, Michiko-chan has some drinks she wants to make - hey, did you and Luffy catch those fish? You could help me with those.

Both works! You might wanna find a different pair of shoes, those boots will be a bitch to dance in.

...can't I help with pies, too? That's more fun than peeling potatoes. Oh yeah, the fish! I have them in a bucket out on the lawn deck; I'll get them!!

Ur, okay. What shoes should I wear? I have some sneakers, I guess. Or those fancy ones Lucci got for me, but they're kind of stiff. They pinch a little.

Uh-huh, I see how it is. Take all the fun stuff and leave the chore boy shit for me. Yeah, you can help with pies, dumbass.

Maybe the sneakers? They're not as clunky, at least. I'd say the fancy ones, but eh.

...but peeling potatoes is BORING. I can clean the fish, how about that? AND help with pies.

They'll be okay for learning in.

Alright, alright. Maybe I'll make Zoro do the potatoes.

Yeah, I agree. Better support, too, last thing we need is your falling on your face or something.

Sounds like a plan to me! He likes slicing stuff up anyway.

H-hey! That wouldn't happen anyway! I have the grace of a cat!!

He must, he agreed more easily than I was expecting him to.

Ha, sure. Anyway, I guess we'll start out slow, but remember you're gonna be dancing around a lot more quickly usually.

Or maybe he's just a big fan of potatoes.

Not a problem! That slow stuff gets boring anyway! I've got amazing reflexes, anyway, so it'll be easy!

He does inhale them pretty quickly when I make 'em.

...Right, how about you wait to say all that until after you've got some of these moves down.

Does he? I never noticed; I'm usually too busy trying to keep my own food from disappearing before I can eat it.

What, you doubt my skills?

...Well, I mean, I notice most of the crew's eating habits. So.

Just a bit, yeah.

Oh. Yeah, I guess you would. So...what's his favorite, then? Potatoes, I mean.

Well. You SHOULDN'T! What could possibly be so hard, anyway??

...There's gotta be something more interesting to talk about than Zoro's favorite type of potatoes.

I didn't say it was hard, it's just going to take some practice before it's EASY.

Hey, I was just trying to keep the conversation going. And you said you noticed that stuff... What's MY favorite food, then?

I think you're underestimating my amazing skills.

Pike. And it doesn't matter what it is, but if I make it and it has chocolate in it, you'll be in the galley sniffing it out before it's even finished.

How about we just test this out and see?

...yeah, okay. I don't come sniffing things out, though! Usually.

Sure. Prepare to be AMAZED!!!

Tell me that again next time I'm making cookies.

...Oh yeah, totally in awe right now.

W-well. I have to get there before Luffy eats them all.

...my shoelace was untied. That didn't count. NOW you can prepare to be amazed, though!

...Sadly, that's actually a fair point.

Uh-huh. Alright, Usopp. Dazzle me.