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There’s a vineyard on this island. On the other side, away from town. What the hell. Clubs, bars, hotels, a pretty fucking decent food market, and a vineyard.

Can we never leave?

Unrelated, but – turkey, ham, or both?

Oh, and I need a head count. Mashiro-san, you guys are staying through Thursday at least, right?? ...And you, Ace?

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Then I'll kick you in the shins and you'll learn not to.

That's just negative reinforcement!!

It'll probably work, though!

I disagree.

Well you're gonna do your best not to step all over me now, right?

NOW I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY FEET AGAIN SO I DON'T, THOUGH!!

Then I'll also kick you in the shins if I catch you looking down!

THAT JUST MAKES IT AN IMPOSSIBLE SITUATION, SANJI!!

It does not. Just keep your eyes up and don't step on my feet, how hard is that??

It means that one way or the other, you're going to kick me.

Might as well be ready for it, then.

...maybe that's enough dancing for the night.

If you say so.

If you keep kicking me, I won't be ABLE to dance!

Oh, you'll live, ya big baby.

Easy for YOU to say!! Besides, what if you...fracture something in one of my legs, and I start walking down the stairs and it SNAPS and I fall over and hit my head and DIE from HEAD TRAUMA?? Then you'd have NO ONE to blame for the loss of your favorite person in the world except YOURSELF!!!

My favorite person in the world...? I can control my kicks, man.

...second favorite then? I'm AT LEAST in the top ten, right??

Top twenty, maybe...

MAYBE??

Yeah, maybe.

Eh, I guess you're pretty up there.

...in your top twenty?

If you're pretty high up in my top twenty, it's the same thing as being pretty high up in my top anything, isn't it?

Oh yeah...

Idiot.

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