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[serving_love]

I think I'm just about done with this island.

Although it's kind of fucking hilarious we'll be here for tomorrow. Least we don't gotta worry about decorating.

...On a completely random note, I can't seem to find Shitty Bug. Er. Help?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Damn. He's got one on me, then. That's pretty awesome, though! Good job, Usopp.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Why, you're not good in bed?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I am amazing in bed, thank you. I just meant as far as first times go!

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[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you are. You seem like the kind of dude who would be very attentive to a lady's needs in the bedroom.

Seriously though. I think he must have cheated somehow because it was really good.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Very very attentive~

He wasn't wearing his Sogeking mask, was he?

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Ooh.

No. I think it was because I looked like myself or something. Watch him be totally awkward the first time we fuck while I'm normal.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ha! Nah, I doubt that'll happen. He'll be fine, he's done it once so he's gotta be over whatever jitters he may have had!

...Wait. Hang on, you haven't done it since?

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

...oh yeah. We have. I forgot about that one night we went skinny dipping.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well there, see? And he was obviously fine then!

...

When did you two go skinny dipping? Dammit, I need a girlfriend or something, what the hell.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Yeah. He was.

A few nights ago. You really do.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Then you've got nothing else to worry about!

Ahhhh, I could never limit myself to just ONE, though. Besides, I wouldn't want to make Nami-san jealous.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Apparently not.

You just need to find a girl that's worth "limiting yourself".

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Lucky.

Hm. Maybe. It's harder when you're sailing all the time... What do you think of Michiko-chan?

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I've even got one up on Lucci. He only gets laid when we're on an island.

I haven't really gotten a chance to talk to her yet. Why, you like her?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That's the only time I ever get laid, too, but things have been...slow...lately.

She's really, Really, REALLY pretty!!

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

How long has it been?

Yeah, I guess she is.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

.......I haven't been keeping track?

And I can share a smoke with her!

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Yes you have. How long?

How nice for you.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Four months, three weeks, five days. And about two hours. Minus fifteen minutes or so.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Ouch.

But just remember. Before Halloween it'd been like. Six years for me.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you definitely win. Ha, six years ago I was like...fourteen. And definitely not sexually active.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

It's weird that you're younger than me and older than me at the same time.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, it is a bit. But you get used to weird things pretty quickly around here. So you were still, what, eighteen? Your first time?

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I lost my virginity post-death.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Was the guy also, uh...post-death?