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[serving_love]

So I accidentally dropkicked my laptop a few weeks back. Shitty thing cracked right down the center, but I got it all fixed up! Sort of. Anyway, so I don't know what the hell's going on with most of you lately, which means you should probably tell me.

Or not.

You could just look at these pictures I took of Leo instead. Because she is SO FUCKING ADORABLE.











Look at her! She's getting bigger and bigger. But. She's still. Just.

...

...

SHE'S JUST SO CUTE~~!!!!

DADDY'S BABY GIRL IS THE FUCKING CUTEST KITTEN EVER!!!!!!





...Anyway.

Oh yeah, by the way. It'd be kind of fucking awesome if we came across an island in the not-so-distant future. Only because we're running a bit low on...well. Everything. Yeah.

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Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Sorry. It's just. Been a lame week.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Has it?

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Whatever.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Lame like a bad lame? Are you okay??

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I'm fine. I just. Kind of got in a fight with Lucci. And this Usopp shit is bumming me out more than it should.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

The Usopp shit should be pretty easily handled, I would think. Maybe he just doesn't realize quite how...ready. You are. You got in a fight with Lucci?

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

It's just. Been a month. Since anything happened. And even then it was just... Fuck, it was so much easier to talk about this when I was drunk.

Yeah. I. Don't really want to talk about it.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ah, sorry, you don't have to talk about it! Just...it probably doesn't help that we've been at sea pretty much that whole time - I bet he doesn't like the idea of having to do it on the ship somewhere. With everyone else around. You know?

Oh. Alright then!

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

...okay. Here's the thing. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what he's doing.

Yeah.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Does anyone their first time? He ain't in any different position than any other guy in the world.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

...no I mean...I don't think that he understands...

Nevermind.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Do you really want to stop talking about this? Because I honestly can't tell if you want me to ignore your "nevermind"s or not.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

It's just awkward and I can't tell if you actually give a shit or not.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Of course I give a shit, I WANT Usopp to get his ass in gear, man. I don't want to make you uncomfortable, but you brought it up so I'm really not sure how to respond unless you're straightforward with me.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Okay. Fine.

A month ago. I gave Usopp a handjob. That night when we were really drunk. We got completely naked and I gave him a handjob.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Oh. Ahah.

Well then. That's. I mean-

OKAY, the night you were drunk...with the blue stuff? That night? And he didn't, uh. Do anything back??

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Yes. With the blue stuff.

Nope.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Wow, what an idiot.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

...so I think maybe he just. Doesn't realize?

I don't know.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Geez, it's like you gotta hold his hand every step of the way. I mean, I get not knowing what to do but you're not supposed to give a crap when you're DRUNK. Fucking hell.

...Although to be fair, girls are kinda more complicated than guys. At first.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I know, and that's why Ace was going to talk to him.

I mean I should just do it. I just. It's awkward. To have to explain my body to him.

I don't know.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Alright... So maybe he needs more help than I thought. I figured he just needed to get over the nervousness, didn't realize someone would have to get down to the goddamn specifics of everything with him.

I should make Zoro do it, he's the one with the firsthand knowledge.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I don't know, maybe he does know and it is just nervousness? But it's been a month since that one night and we haven't done anything beyond second base since then.

...somehow I don't see that going over so well.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm not so sure, actually. Guy grew up without a dad and he hung out with a bunch of like...ten-year-olds or something, so who knows. He probably DOES need the whole shebang. I mean - he remembers that happened, right?

I think Usopp would have a heart attack, yeah. But it'd be fucking hilarious.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's true. I'm pretty sure he remembers.

...yeah, that's true. But I don't want him to freak out, that's why I didn't want Ace to talk to him.