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[serving_love]

So I accidentally dropkicked my laptop a few weeks back. Shitty thing cracked right down the center, but I got it all fixed up! Sort of. Anyway, so I don't know what the hell's going on with most of you lately, which means you should probably tell me.

Or not.

You could just look at these pictures I took of Leo instead. Because she is SO FUCKING ADORABLE.











Look at her! She's getting bigger and bigger. But. She's still. Just.

...

...

SHE'S JUST SO CUTE~~!!!!

DADDY'S BABY GIRL IS THE FUCKING CUTEST KITTEN EVER!!!!!!





...Anyway.

Oh yeah, by the way. It'd be kind of fucking awesome if we came across an island in the not-so-distant future. Only because we're running a bit low on...well. Everything. Yeah.

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Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Do you really want to stop talking about this? Because I honestly can't tell if you want me to ignore your "nevermind"s or not.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

It's just awkward and I can't tell if you actually give a shit or not.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Of course I give a shit, I WANT Usopp to get his ass in gear, man. I don't want to make you uncomfortable, but you brought it up so I'm really not sure how to respond unless you're straightforward with me.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Okay. Fine.

A month ago. I gave Usopp a handjob. That night when we were really drunk. We got completely naked and I gave him a handjob.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Oh. Ahah.

Well then. That's. I mean-

OKAY, the night you were drunk...with the blue stuff? That night? And he didn't, uh. Do anything back??

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Yes. With the blue stuff.

Nope.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Wow, what an idiot.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

...so I think maybe he just. Doesn't realize?

I don't know.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Geez, it's like you gotta hold his hand every step of the way. I mean, I get not knowing what to do but you're not supposed to give a crap when you're DRUNK. Fucking hell.

...Although to be fair, girls are kinda more complicated than guys. At first.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I know, and that's why Ace was going to talk to him.

I mean I should just do it. I just. It's awkward. To have to explain my body to him.

I don't know.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Alright... So maybe he needs more help than I thought. I figured he just needed to get over the nervousness, didn't realize someone would have to get down to the goddamn specifics of everything with him.

I should make Zoro do it, he's the one with the firsthand knowledge.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I don't know, maybe he does know and it is just nervousness? But it's been a month since that one night and we haven't done anything beyond second base since then.

...somehow I don't see that going over so well.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm not so sure, actually. Guy grew up without a dad and he hung out with a bunch of like...ten-year-olds or something, so who knows. He probably DOES need the whole shebang. I mean - he remembers that happened, right?

I think Usopp would have a heart attack, yeah. But it'd be fucking hilarious.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's true. I'm pretty sure he remembers.

...yeah, that's true. But I don't want him to freak out, that's why I didn't want Ace to talk to him.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You'd think he would WANT that to happen again. Shit, seriously, I'm gonna kick him upside the head.

It's kind of coming out of nowhere for Ace to do it. At least with me or Zoro or whoever, it's...well. Still awkward but whatever. Not as bad. I'll just sit him down and have a friendly guy-to-guy nakama-to-nakama here's-what-you-do-with-girls-now-SHAPE-UP-ALREADY talk. It'll be fine!

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Yeah...I don't know.

Yeah, okay.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

He's just being Usopp. He'll get there eventually, don't worry! We'll just...try to make eventually come sooner rather than later.

Re: [Private]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Okay. Thanks, Sanji.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Anytime, George-san!

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[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

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