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[serving_love]

Shit, it's good to be back at sea again. Been hitting a whole crapton of islands lately, I'm ready to just sail for awhile.

...Except I'm bored right now.

Anyone up for a card game or something? I've got booze - the good kind!

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[constrictedlove.livejournal.com]

What constitutes the good kind?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...It's the stuff I don't normally serve my crew, but for a lady as beautiful as yourself, I will bring out only the absolute BEST of my stores~!!!!

[constrictedlove.livejournal.com]

That's to be expected. And what is the "absolute best" you have?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'll have to look and see, lovely, I think I might have some bottles that I save only for extra special occasions~!! AND THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE!!!!!

[constrictedlove.livejournal.com]

I'm looking forward to it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Are you really bringing your whole crew? Are they all as gorgeous as yourself??

[constrictedlove.livejournal.com]

I am. They're all beautiful, but no one is as beautiful as me.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ah, no, of course not!! YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!

...I don't think we've been properly introduced yet, you must forgive me! My name is Sanji!!

[constrictedlove.livejournal.com]

Of course I am.

Empress Boa Hancock, but seeing as you're a friend of Luffy's, Sanji, you may call me Boa-sama.

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

....


HANMOCK?!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[constrictedlove.livejournal.com]

Luffy, I heard you were here. ♥

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

Are you around here? We'll go pick you up immediately! You can bring your whole crew, if you want!

[constrictedlove.livejournal.com]

Not too far from you. We'd love to. Your boys will be on their best behaviour with my girls, won't they?

[mmmmmeat.livejournal.com]

Yup, don't worry about it! They're all nice. Can you see the Sunny from wherever you are?

[constrictedlove.livejournal.com]

Good, some of my girls have never been around a man other than you before. We can, should we drop anchor?

[mmmmmeat.livejournal.com]

Of course! And you'll all be joining the naked game too, right?

[constrictedlove.livejournal.com]

If you want me to.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

.......Oi, you know her??

[mmmmmeat.livejournal.com]

Yup. I met her at that weird island with only women and she helped me back then!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

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What weird island with only women?

[mmmmmeat.livejournal.com]

I don't remember what it's called, exactly --but I did hear them say something about 'Amazons'.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

AND WHERE THE FUCK WAS I FOR THIS???!?!

[mmmmmeat.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Where did you go after that shichibukai-bastard separated us?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...That - I didn't - it's not something I--

Wait.

...

You mean.

.........ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT-

You. YOU -- YOU WERE AT AN ISLAND FULL OF GORGEOUS AMAZON WOMEN THAT ENTIRE FUCKING TIME????????????

[mmmmmmeat.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. And-?