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Shit, it's good to be back at sea again. Been hitting a whole crapton of islands lately, I'm ready to just sail for awhile.

...Except I'm bored right now.

Anyone up for a card game or something? I've got booze - the good kind!

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Yup. I met her at that weird island with only women and she helped me back then!

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What weird island with only women?

I don't remember what it's called, exactly --but I did hear them say something about 'Amazons'.

AND WHERE THE FUCK WAS I FOR THIS???!?!

I don't know. Where did you go after that shichibukai-bastard separated us?

...That - I didn't - it's not something I--

Wait.

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You mean.

.........ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT-

You. YOU -- YOU WERE AT AN ISLAND FULL OF GORGEOUS AMAZON WOMEN THAT ENTIRE FUCKING TIME????????????

Well, yeah. And-?

What do you mean, well yeah, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT SORT OF HELL THAT ASSHOLE LANDED ME IN??! And you were just. You have no idea. With WOMEN. No appreciation for them, you just don't even understand. LOTS OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND I WAS - THERE. In that shitty hell. And. YOU. ALKJSDLKJHSDHSDKJASLDHASDS!!!!!!!!!!

SO. NOT. FAIR.

--Yup, that's absolutely correct! Cheer up, Sanji.

THE HELL I'M GOING TO CHEER UP, YOU SHITTY RUBBER IDIOT!!!!

You just. Don't even know.

It was awful, Luffy. AWFUL!!

It's over, right? Where did you even end up, anyway?

...I'm not telling you. It's irrelevant.

Why not? I'm getting really curious!

BECAUSE I DON'T CARE TO REMEMBER IT.

I see. So it's a secret? I can keep your secret for you.

I can keep this shitty secret myself, thanks. Or forget it entirely, one or the other.

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