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Brontosaurus burgers in the galley, guys!

...Along with an actual brontosaurus that looks like it was left in the dryer for too long or some shit -- Luffy, what the hell?! Why are there miniature dinosaurs in my kitc--

...........Is that a pterodactyl. Is there a fucking pterodactyl in one of my cabinets??

LUFFY!!!

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Of course! I would love nothing more than to go take a stroll through such a realistic attraction!

...Realistic attraction. Ha. Don't try to pet them, alright?

Oh, I would never do that! There is probably a rule against touching the "animals", after all.

There's not a rule. There ain't any other humans on the island to MAKE rules.

I just don't want you getting your hand bitten off. Or your head. Or your entire body.

Oh, Aniki! You surely are giving into the fantasy that the attractions in this park provide! Do not worry - I will not be "bitten".

Uh-huh...

Hey, you wanna hold this shitty pterodactyl that was wreaking havoc in the galley?

You are letting me hold your new toy, Aniki? Why of course! I would love to!

Careful, I think it has a thing for blonde hair.

A-ANIKI!!! IT TRIED TO BIT ME!!

I did warn you.

I believe you should get a better toy, Aniki!! One that can not hurt young children and innocent teens!

It ain't a toy, idiot.

...It is not?

I tried telling you!

...I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THESE!!!!!

This one ain't even all that impressive. You should see the ones outside!

I am not entirely sure I want to do that, Aniki!!! They seem dangerous now!

Oh, well yeah. That big one on the shore could probably step on you.

ABSOLUTELY NOT!! Aniki, I do not think that is a good idea!!

No? I thought they were just realistic looking attractions~

BUT ANIKI, THEY ARE NOT!! They could hurt us!!

Heh. No worries, I can kick 'em around pretty easily. They really are kinda cool, though. Come on, I won't let you get eaten or anything!

Are you entirely sure? I depend on my beautiful face for my club activities!

Well. If they get one side of your face, you can always borrow my hairstyle!

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