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Brontosaurus burgers in the galley, guys!

...Along with an actual brontosaurus that looks like it was left in the dryer for too long or some shit -- Luffy, what the hell?! Why are there miniature dinosaurs in my kitc--

...........Is that a pterodactyl. Is there a fucking pterodactyl in one of my cabinets??

LUFFY!!!

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Uh-huh...

Hey, you wanna hold this shitty pterodactyl that was wreaking havoc in the galley?

You are letting me hold your new toy, Aniki? Why of course! I would love to!

Careful, I think it has a thing for blonde hair.

A-ANIKI!!! IT TRIED TO BIT ME!!

I did warn you.

I believe you should get a better toy, Aniki!! One that can not hurt young children and innocent teens!

It ain't a toy, idiot.

...It is not?

I tried telling you!

...I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THESE!!!!!

This one ain't even all that impressive. You should see the ones outside!

I am not entirely sure I want to do that, Aniki!!! They seem dangerous now!

Oh, well yeah. That big one on the shore could probably step on you.

ABSOLUTELY NOT!! Aniki, I do not think that is a good idea!!

No? I thought they were just realistic looking attractions~

BUT ANIKI, THEY ARE NOT!! They could hurt us!!

Heh. No worries, I can kick 'em around pretty easily. They really are kinda cool, though. Come on, I won't let you get eaten or anything!

Are you entirely sure? I depend on my beautiful face for my club activities!

Well. If they get one side of your face, you can always borrow my hairstyle!

...

I really do no think I should risk it!

Chicken.

...I am not!!

So you'll come!

Is there no other way to prove you otherwise - for example, a horror movie marathon?