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Oi, idiots and lovely ladies~! I just got this letter from Tamaki and it says - well, actually, it’s mostly a bunch of rambling about his dog and what Kyouya had for lunch or some shit – whatever. But at the end of it he said he’s coming for a visit! ...In big bold letters that took up an entire page. Claimed he didn't want me to miss it. Dumbass. Anyway, I don’t know when the hell he wrote it. Goddamn Grand Line and all, he’s probably halfway here already. Or closer. But there ya go, head’s up. My little brother will be here for a bit!

...Think I’ll introduce him to Shitty Bug. Maybe they'll hit it off and he can take him home.

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No.

Maybe you should.

Have you?

Well yeah. I mean, not about...the old him or the fact that he apparently just came out of nowhere and we don't know what the hell happened, but. Yeah, I've talked to him.

I somewhat doubt he wants to talk to me.

It's Luffy, he'll talk to anyone. But you're gonna have to make an effort here.

Remember how none of us wanted to talk to you at first? It's just kind of a reverse situation now.

...Hm.

I don't think I know how to talk to him.

...Yeah, that's a tough one. I guess...just talk to him as you normally would? Or try to start from scratch and get to know him all over again. Even if...it sucks that you have to do that.

I suppose.

...

Wanna spar?

...Yes.

I need it, I've been slacking.

You have.

That offer still stands.

...Slacking more than I thought, apparently. Ow.

Yeah, I definitely still wanna take you up on that. I just got distracted by...life.

As did I. It's time for us both to get back on track, I think.

Invite your brother. I understand that siblings love to see each other publicly humiliated.

Yeah, alright. I love being in constant pain. Good times. When do we start?

...You obviously don't know Tamaki well. He'd be more likely to freak the fuck out watching that sort of thing. I tried training him some - he never really got the hang of it.

Wednesday. Unless you'd like to get a jump on it right now.

All the more reason to invite him. I might even go a bit easy on him, as he's entirely inexperienced, if you like.

...Ahah. You know how much I love the one-on-one action, baby, but I'm spent for the night. I'd be up for another round tomorrow, though.

Oh, I definitely like. If he agrees. I'll see if he's up for it, but I'd rather his visit end later rather than sooner, so I make no promises.

That's it? Younger men have no stamina.

See that you do your best. I'd like to try him out.

Hey, I gotta save SOME of it for my husband.

Why?

...There isn't anywhere else we can realistically take this without removing any lingering ambiguity, is there?

To see if he's anything like you.

...No, not really. Shame. I'm getting booze, you want any?

He's got a good kick. But he's all about that "violence is not the answer" shit.

That sounds good.

Oh, that can be beaten out. Not to worry.

Zoro-level tar thinner, a good bottle of wine, or something in between?

...I don't want you beating anything out of him!

Something in between, I think.

It was a joke. I told you I would start him out easy. Although if he keeps practicing, by the next time he visits, he ought to be able to take at least a little constructive beating.