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Oi, idiots and lovely ladies~! I just got this letter from Tamaki and it says - well, actually, it’s mostly a bunch of rambling about his dog and what Kyouya had for lunch or some shit – whatever. But at the end of it he said he’s coming for a visit! ...In big bold letters that took up an entire page. Claimed he didn't want me to miss it. Dumbass. Anyway, I don’t know when the hell he wrote it. Goddamn Grand Line and all, he’s probably halfway here already. Or closer. But there ya go, head’s up. My little brother will be here for a bit!

...Think I’ll introduce him to Shitty Bug. Maybe they'll hit it off and he can take him home.

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That's it? Younger men have no stamina.

See that you do your best. I'd like to try him out.

Hey, I gotta save SOME of it for my husband.

Why?

...There isn't anywhere else we can realistically take this without removing any lingering ambiguity, is there?

To see if he's anything like you.

...No, not really. Shame. I'm getting booze, you want any?

He's got a good kick. But he's all about that "violence is not the answer" shit.

That sounds good.

Oh, that can be beaten out. Not to worry.

Zoro-level tar thinner, a good bottle of wine, or something in between?

...I don't want you beating anything out of him!

Something in between, I think.

It was a joke. I told you I would start him out easy. Although if he keeps practicing, by the next time he visits, he ought to be able to take at least a little constructive beating.

Alright. I've got some rum that'll work!

I think you're being way too optimistic. Wednesday, then - that's when your lessons are?

All right.

I said if. Monday, Wednesday, and Friday mornings.

...That often? Geez, how do all these people even manage to get here for all of that?

Frequently they do not. Some days don't work for some people. It's good for me, because I get to be extra hard on anyone who doesn't show up all three days, and good for them, because they need it.

Extra hard, huh. What the fuck am I getting myself into?

You could always show up every day and distribute your hurt more evenly.

I don't have an excuse NOT to show up. I live on the damn ship!

Not that I'd skip anyway. I can handle it, no sweat.

I want to hear you say that again in two weeks. Those exact words.

As you comment with your scary-as-shit icon. I'll say it again, just you wait.

That is the point, caro mio. I look forward to it.

Can I give you something else to look forward to? Zoro's got training, sleeping, and more training on the agenda for tomorrow, which, frankly, sounds boring as hell. I wanna explore this island, see what shops there are and all - wanna be my date?

I do have a few errands to run, as it happens. I know that's far from romantic, but I'll buy you something nice to make up for it while we're out.

Better be careful what you promise, you know how I like shiny things~

Anything for you.

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